Penny Farthing

Have you tried kicking an Ant Lion?

My parents are down at pub .. Do you remember the bloke from somewhere close to where Roadie lives .. he built a wooden bungalow on his allotment and was ordered to demolish it .. when the folks came from the council he came out with a shotgun and killed one of the council blokes and wounded another .. sometime in the 1980s I think.

I do not think that they will ever face up to the issue. The Yanks are culturally something entirely different than the rest of us .. they are really a Christian version of the fuckwits in the middle east.

I don't know what to make of you .. plasticine, clay or putty?

Possibly, at the end he gets into a VW beetle with his friend .. leans out of the window with a smirk on his face and belches.

I remember one where there was some strange creature going around eating people but ended up getting eaten itself by a midget?

Christopher Hitchins.

I keep having these injections in my left eye but I am not going blind ..surely I do not need these injections?

You would know all about this bumboy.

You would know bumboy.

No mention of a wife or family .. you are an arse bandit aren't you?

I often find the minor error more interesting that the true answer.

The first time I ever heard something similar to this was back in 1968 when I heard an old cunt say that his neighbour had been "hoisted by his own petain". .. there was no google back then.

Bleach?

I have been looking at the Small Blue Butterflies on Berry Head you know.

Street Fighter Billy.

Prosperity Gospel.

I had forgot him .. high level VW executive now serving a whole life term after Dieselgate.

She answered .. there was an old cunt who said he was from Oz who was a mate of Colonel.

Not as good as The Colonel who broke a Taliban fighter's neck with his bare hands.

And (as usual) failing.

Is he a millennial?

He gave his date of birth as 31st February 1979

Good Evening ApeTM

Was it you?