Penny Farthing

Three month Brexit extension up to 31st January agreed @PANZER MURPHY!

This ravishing young beauty did not want to appear in an identity parade after she had mugged an old man because she had been featured in Kent's "Most Wanted" after being involved a series of other robberies and thus might be recognised.

Have you been having a good time with your family and friends today Ape?

You ok Stubby?

Some cunt has paid £1.4million for a bottle of whisky to add to their collection. For fucks sake whisky is for getting down your neck you boring twat.

I have seen Frank .. You better ask Eddie .. Frank is built is built like a brick shithouse, he would probably rip your arms off.

How are you Ape .. is everything OK?

It was 3 in one.

What you are missing is that most of the people whom the legislation is supposed to protect don't really give a fuck. Much of it is "offence by proxy" with a few tosspots misusing the legislation and tarring the rest with it. The most typical things these "offence by proxy" cunts will say is "But you can't say that.".

Don't tell them your name Pyke!

I agree, I think the remoaners plan is to stretch things out as long as they can in the hope that we all get fed up and give in.

He can actually promise them whatever he likes but if he wins an election with an ample majority he can do whatever he likes afterwards.

Ape has the Beano reserved at his local Tesco.

Do you read the Daily Mail or the Daily Express Ape?

Are you a member of Hitlerjugend Ape?

Is she a member of your golf club?

Just a simple hard to spell cunt.

Yes.

This cunt dived off the top of a shopping centre in Stratford, London on 17th October 2018 in an attempt to commit suicide .. sadly he failed because he landed on top of Grace Spencer-Green (a trainee doctor) and left her paralysed from the waist down. Amazingly he has only been sentenced to four years in prison, hopefully he will have a fall down the stairs whilst in prison. Spare a few thoughts for the courage of Ms Spencer-Green who say's that she bears him no ill will and has now recommenced her studies.

Why don't you get fucked?

So who are the other five?

Your not one of my other accounts are you Albert?

These asians don't seem all that clever .. they have a ship where you can take a stroll on deck and yet they decide to travel in a refrigerated container.

A Bombay street beggar.

That's enough about yourself Bores.