Penny Farthing

Not far from where I live there is an SSSI .. potential an very good home for a mix of cliff top breading birds along with ground nesting birds such as sky larks and meadows pippets along with butterflies such as the Grean Hairstreak, Small Blue and Chalkhill Blue. Indeed 45 years ago the nesting sea birds and the ground nesting birds were all present in good numbers. You will find no nesting sea birds, sky larks or meadow pippets there now though nor the butterfly species that I have mentioned .. the problem is an infestation of Canis lupus. During daylight hours you will find at least 30 Canis lupus on the the site .. not that they are actually killing anything, but the problems is that they are roaming uncontrolled everywhere and poking their noses everywhere. Of course there is another problem in that there are always Homo sapiens present with the Canis lupus. TBH the Homo sapiens and Canis lupus were there years before the wildlife vanished .. but that was the time when the Homo sapiens tended to keep the Canis Lupus on leads and not when the stupid old bags each with five of the fucking dogs came by car and let them run amok on this SSSI that might just as well have its status removed.

You do like putting the needle in Wizz.

Thank you Judge.

Was it a woodie, park drive or a number six that you were smoking? Get Fucked.

Queen Billy keeps a toilet plunger up his.

Adam Faith's alleged last words were "interesting".

You must be quite old .. do you remember "Market In Honey Lane"?

Its doing me a lot of favours little willy.

Does Milton have a method or is he sterile?

Morphine .. I thought that the nurse said Maureen.

I have to finish dwinking early because of the diabecis.

I am just a tiny lickle bit drunk.

They don't have to be volunteers .. so I have been told.

Or spend their time flying toy helicopters.

They take more risks and buy more tickets . I would limit payouts to £1 for cunts with recent criminal records.

You have not been blessed with more than you share of happiness have you Ape?

It looks like the suspected Lyra McKee murderer (seen on the left) was either a dwarf or more likely a silly 14 year old cunt.

You are not the brightest tool in the box are you?

I suppose that for a suicide bomber the fact that you have been blown into several hundred pieces might make it easier for you to shag 72 virgins.

That is why I used the word duplicitous. He has blocked me anyway so he will not see what I have written (although I am aware of the sidebar).

Decco. is rather selective and duplicitous in his actions, he likes to dish it out but cries "foul" when he is caught out doing it himself. He is nothing more or less than a crybaby.

I do hope that any benefits have been stopped after their virtual win. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8941567/career-criminals-denied-lotto-win-stolen-debit-card/

Wizz did miss a trick in that he should have told Betsy that it was a trap, and that Betsy had fallen into it.

Neil wasn't.

Betsy?