Penny Farthing

Is this your boat?

That is not going to work .. he simply wants your body for his freezer .. another body for dissection.

Good morning Ape .. did you sleep well last night?

Tim you need to remember that I sign off the payments.

You like me really don't you?

I know that you are most likely a veterinary surgeon .. do you know a lot about cocks?

Good evening Ape .. has there been much doing today?

Isn't he dead?

Most of it is fake including the phone ins, everything is scripted. They have been caught out a few times with that trick.

Diddy David Hamilton .. circa 1966 we all jumped on our bicycles and rode the ten miles to Congleton on Sunday morning to watch him play in a football match .. To our surprise he was only about 4' 6" tall.

Always check who is paying them, it is a game of saying what the media owner wants them to say and playing a particular audience it is market forces.

They are all pompous windbags, it doesn't matter who they are or what their politics are .. they really nothing more than ares-licking political entertainers.

Love is blind.

One of them would have been Billy.. did he scream NO SURRENDER!?

Any aspirations that way mate?

Good.

Young Fred's downfall was rather ironical, if he had acted daft during the police interviews and used a computer printer rather than a crappy old typewriter he might have got away with it.

Stuck in rut .. doing the same thing day in day out?

Are you frustrated "Tim"?

Bloody hell "Tim" you were really calm this afternoon when I spoke to you.

So it was you.

The big difference is that is all one or two others very real rather than a few cunts winding each other up. I might know Frank for real and he know me and we might hate each other. I might know Scotty for real and think that he is a great all round nice guy. People might just be using here as a pressure release valve. Billy and myself might actually know each other and be having a little bit of fun.

Somebody was Albert and you were thick enough to get wound up by it. Albert was certainly very, very nosy.

Is this your real world Ape? Do you have a life away from here?