Penny Farthing

That depends .. if its a big fucking fire extinguisher you will need to have had physical training to run more than a minute of two with it and if its one those little fuckers no one will notice .. far better to carry a few dud grenades or a small package marked SEMTEX as no fucker will dare go near you.

You are as genuine as a four-sided 50p .. what a sad twisted specimen of humanity you are.

What an absolute disgrace you @Ape typical that you would associate yourself with a fake "medic".. I expect that in real life your name is something like Gavin, Julian, Nathaniel or Heinz.

🤣🤣🤣 poor old @Ape 🤣🤣🤣

A pity you didn't find a knife to decapitate yourself with "Doc", your boring cunt.

There were cunts who cut everything from their right forefinger or whole right hand off to avoid conscription during both world wars.

Yoursic a real cunt Eric

Have you had a look under the lino?

Sometimes I think that you are a werrit and should stop chuntering.

It looks like Carl Beech is buggered.

Are you trying to draw her?

I bet that Ape loves it.

I have.

Swine.

Any snow down your way?

I suspect that trouble is brewing.

Being as you have fucked of to become southern cunt's toyboy its fuck all to do with you.

What not sit yourself down by a billabong, pretend that you are a jolly swagman being chased by the troopers 1, 2, 3 and jump in and drown yourself?

I would not be in favour of going after his non-grandchildren. Rather I would have LCS bound arms and feet coated with eucalyptus oil and fed to starving koalas.

Monkey?

So the popular vote puts 31 degrees as being cold?

31 degrees is one below freezing.

Are you abstemious?

Take no notice he's a fake Santa Claws with ball pein.

CALM DOWN THE PAIR OF YOU AND STOP SHOUTING!