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Penny Farthing

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  1. Good evening Marjorie.
  2. I wonder whether Marjorie has been a victim of treacle & treat at some point?
  3. Anyone who uses "treacle" in a way that has got fuck all with molasses should be immediately hung drawn and quartered.
  4. I despise you but I actually want Marjorie dead rather than simply despising the brain dead waste of space.
  5. Be careful .. Marjorie will threaten to knee cap you.
  6. You will not live to be old .. I doubt whether you will live past your teens.
  7. Reported .. implication of sex with animals.
  8. The only thing that pleases me about you is that you are winding Marjorie up.
  9. Judgie Poos I have just choked on my spliff.
  10. You are the sort of cove that makes me think of when you go to the toilet to have a crap .. don't seem to have done much but when you look in the bowl the is a one foot sausage curled up.
  11. Whither's when you look in the the mirror do you actually see anyone looking back?
  12. I do not like this Commodore 64 cunt.
  13. I do not like the shape of your jib.
  14. Heather Mills Compo .. is she going to replace Bill Owen in a new series of The Last Of The Summer Wine?
  15. When is your beans recipe book being published?
  16. She's always had a least one leg.
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