Penny Farthing
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8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:
"And for an extra fiver, you can have a video of two skanks sucking off a horse"
He chucked me out of the shop when I asked him if he had any big rubber "O" rings.
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8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:
I can't believe the mockery of someone with a speech impediment in this woke day and age.
You f-f-fucking c-c-cunt.
I remember a gentleman with a stammer who applied for a management job based at Llandudno Junction .. when was asked if he could speak Welsh he replied .. "Fucking Welsh! I've got a F-f-fucking job sp-speaking English!". He did not get the job .. these days of course it w-would be d-different.
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2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
Oaf.
Olaf
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On 06/02/2024 at 12:16, camberwell gypsy said:
When I lived in London, I always carried a dumbbell bar when I took my dogs for a walk as there was enough meat heads walking around with these type of dogs. I was always puzzled as to what end of the lead was the more intelligent; probably the dog. But I was willing to use the bar to protect my dogs against one of these dogs and the owner if need be.
I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?"
He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell".
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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.
As said I don't have a meter .. I had it by-passed and chucked it in the bin.
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12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:
If you're one of the good payers, you'll be pleased to know that every bill you get for the next four quarters will contain a hidden surcharge of £28 to cover "bad debts". In effect, fuckers who rob their own gas meter.
I don't have a gas meter.
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9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:
Your avatar has a long beak. I bet you have two rates of interest as well. Can you give me my best prices on these few pieces of family jewellery?
Its a roman nose you fool.
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4 hours ago, Frank said:
Do you honestly believe that Decs is in his mid 30s?
The puzzle with Decs is that whilst I know that some simpletons can be taught to read and write .. how on earth did they manage it with Decs?
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5 hours ago, and said:
Why bother, when they can get some psycho-pupil to do it for them?
The pupil of my left eye can be very angry when the eye is about to be injected.
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2 hours ago, Frank said:
I don’t know much, but I can tell you that he’s 48.
Mental age 4 or 8?
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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:
Teachers and head teachers are bleeting once again .It seems they believe that if they're doing a shite job instead of criticism they should be wrapped in cotton wool and pampered and hopefully the whole naughty situation will go away or they’ll kill themselves .Pathetic. How many in the private sector and how many self employed have been fucked over by the system ?How many of them have lost everything , how many of them have been taken to the brink .Fucking plenty that's for sure . Cunt civil servants dont know theyre fucking born the spoilt cunts . Be they in the NHS , education (that's a fucking joke) or the non civil service they walk about with ID cards hanging from rainbow lanyards completely unaware of what real life is actually like. Fucking pricks .
But this time it was in Cymru so does it matter? I will leave @Wolfie to "bleat" about your spelling.
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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:
Huw has finally resigned from the BBC.I'm assuming the old taffy rascal was still on the payroll since he was caught in a rather compromising situation.How much taxpayers money has he pocketed since having his hands in his pockets I wonder?.Has he been on full pay ? Apparently he's still suffering mental health issues , I think that's code for being caught with his pants down, quite literally .Dont get me wrong, the bloke can wank until he needs to be on a drip .What I'm bothered about is what it's cost the taxpayer since .Fuck the licence fee.
It is Huwsless him trying to get his old job back.
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43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
I'm thinking of introducing a London walking tour of Stabbing locations . Followed up by a tour of shop lifting locations or "gathering stock for Vinted" as they're otherwise known.I'd ask my attendee's "what's the common demonimator "
I am willing to have a stab at it.
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1 hour ago, Eddie said:
Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?
Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20
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Nottingham attacks: Mum’s trauma over police WhatsApp message
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68886331
The police officers are cunts for using social media to discuss it between themselves but sadly such job to make people insensitive to how they discuss such matters between themselves. The BBC are also shit-stirring utter cunts for reporting it.
I remember some words from a rhyme .."MY SISTER WORKED IN A FACTORY CALMLY DE-GUTTING PEARS, SHE HAD TWO LOVELY CHILDREN CALLED DOROTHY AND CLEM, THEY'RE HANGING HER TOMORROW FOR CALMLY DE-GUTTING THEM.".
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9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank.
Does his cock emit radio waves .. Jodrell Bank is a radio telescope.
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50 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Watch out , Ape and his cohort cunts will be moaning about the lack of apostrophes.
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16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I'll get my bi-noc-ulars out then.
A microscope attachment might also be required.
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11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Ape ? Or punkape, are they different ?.forgive my ignorance , I'm sure you're used to it .
Very different .. Punkape was far too upmarket for this place.
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Just now, entitled little cunt said:
The cunt insults himself , he doesn't need my help .
You never met Punkape did you?
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23 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
In all seriousness the CEO of Iceland seems a genuinely nice person rather than the Elon Musk, Bill Gates dodgy narcissistic cunt type .The Iceland bloke didn't turn a fourtune into a fourtune , he's OK.Nice sausage roll's as well .That isn't a sexual metaphor by the way .
Ape will report me , sex and sausage rolls .I get the impression he might be a tad overweight .
The first Iceland store was in Oswestry. .. how about that?
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28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
'knee's', eh? Whose knee's? The knobbly knee's knob, called elc, whose understanding of the apostrophe is a metaphor for his entire grasp of the site in general?
You thickster's flap wart. I'll wager a ten year-old with learning difficulties could outgun you in a basic English test.
@Wolfie Your* an idiot.
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There is nothing wrong with @Ape™️, he is a very good friend of mine.