Cunty BigBollox

23 hours ago, Eddie said:

Lenny Henry is a cunt, made his name and fortune taking the piss out of Blacks, siding up to whitey and married a cracker. Now he’s a ‘proud’ black man, hypocritical wanker. The only blacks that have ever made me laugh, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle.

Don't forget riding on the back of actual talented comedians with the Red Nose Day shit.

55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

She is a fucking abomination, whose "act" is only slightly better than watching a Down's syndrome kid playing with its own shite.

Talking of act, did you catch the Jack Caroll CP cunt in Coronation Street last night - you know the 'comedian' that didn't win BGT - I guess he can't be that bad then.

Anyhow, he can't fucking act for Diazepam, or toffee.

20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

The only sad cunt here relating to Rosie Jones is the fucking idiot who created a pile of shit nomination about her. 

I sense an affiliation to Rosie's condition here, I've long suspected you're a dribbling fucking spastic too, can it be fact??

Well, it seems like Liverpool might get knocked off the top spot for the most 'Woe is me' location this year thanks to a tornado hitting Manchester.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-live-updates-travel-disruption-expected-with-wet-and-windy-warnings-in-place-as-uk-braces-for-storm-gerrit-13038118

Where the fuck is Bob and Midge to organise a benefit gig to raise some funds to repair these hovels, we need to raise at least £120 to polish this pile of shit, in my estimations.

@King Billy thoughts?? and a pricelist from your dentist for a set of gnashers, Royal Doulton ones, obviously.

On 22/12/2023 at 21:50, Ape™️ said:

How’s it hanging?

Fuck off Bloo Funda 🚁

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

1944. He was performing on stage at his local Gestapo officers Christmas party 

Probably demonstrating how to get the legs of a goose out of the front of your jack boots without ripping your helmet off.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Rotund? Did you see the interview he and his missus gave to the BBC today? I could hardly concentrate because I couldn't keep my eyes off the bottom button of his shirt which was fighting against his huge gut. I was waiting for it to 'ping' across the room, the fat jock bastard.

I was waiting for a couple to ping off and hit Laura squarely in the face......... improving her looks significantly.

I'm actually surprised they haven't retitled it to BBC Sports Themality

A totally reasonable nomination, if the teachers were doing their job properly rather than just issuing hand-outs or putting videos on, Ofsted wouldn't have to go around identifying all the shit ('requires improvement') schools full of shit teachers.

He looks like a young Prince Andrew, read into that what you will.

I caught the first half of MasterChef tonight and they were in a restaurant in Denmark which specialised in using the crap bodyparts that even KFC would bin, you know shit like cows udder, pigs wind-pipe, tongue.....🤮. I was somewhat disappointed they didn't have any cocks or fannies though as I would imagine Sean Pertwee would deliver, "Tom has flambéed a pigs cock with some lambs piss flaps in a squid ink jus", quite expertly.

3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Instead of a ride in a nice comfy aeroplane, they should be given a few boats and made to row there. As experienced sailors, this shouldn't present too many problems. The legality of it will have been sorted out by the time that they arrive in Rwanda. The migrants could travel that way too.

I've just noticed that the Rwandan flag looks just like the Ukranian one. Is there a connection?

The connection being both of the cunts are costing the UK taxpayer a shit load of cash............and they fucking smell awful.

Where was the father?? Out looting, mugging, raping or heavily involved in some County Line deal, no doubt.

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

"The child, who is black and the mother who is also black".

That sentence right there sums up your point exactly, Mike, an attempt by the media to stoke up racial tensions. What does it matter what colour she was? Are they implying that if a ten year old white girl was tasered it would be any less of an outrage? Would the tasering of a little blonde girl be more acceptable because she has less melanin?

Imagine if this was the other way around, it'd be quite rightly called out for the racist fucking diatribe that is. It's no different to how the rape of a white woman in the antebellum south was seen as more horrific than the rape of a black woman.

The issue should be about her age and whether it was an appropriate level of force based upon that, not about how easily she burns in the fucking sun.

Absolutely disgraceful. If the laws around spreading racial hatred were applied equally and impartially, the writer of that article would get banged up. I hope that one day 'Sam' finds himself at the end of a knife being wielded by some fucking animal who just so happens to be black and that the responding copper is the one from the article. "Sorry Sam, I can't do anything to help as he's a mugger of colour, you're on your own, mate".

Fucking wanker.

It doesn't say what colour the policeman was.....you know..., for context.

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The cunt gets shoehorned into every England team despite the fact that he ain't the best Fly half, Centre or full back that can play for England. 

Better than that Marcus Smith fucking helium-weight specimen of skin and bones with a floppy hairdo.

12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

KB, my mate John was going to join the corner, he caught Covid, developed long Covid and is now known as Long John Covid... Lol.

He so wasted from Covid, he can't gather the strength to sign up. I think he's a lazy cunt. 

It's funny but I always imagined that your mates would have names like Leroy, Delroy or Kunte-Kinte. 

Fuck off 

On 23/11/2023 at 00:29, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Got an infection in me knee, it swelled up, antibiotics didn't sort it, felt like I was spinning aaaaht yesterday with a high temperature, went to see the Doctor, she sent me to hospital, they did tests and doubled the dose. 

Thanks for your detailed, caring and thoughtful response, I appreciate it. 

I'm off to bed. 

That's grim. Do you want to buy a parrot? You know, just incase the antibiotics don't work and they have to revert to Plan B.

12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What makes me smile is the "nobody will be blamed....." banner on the BBC coverage of the inqueery. Fucking shame. There's a few heads I'd like to see on pikes on London Bridge. A few of the GPs on TV who all if a sudden became experts on viruses for a start.  

That's the point of the inquiry though, witnesses given the legal right of privilege against self incrimination in order to extract the truth.

Congratulations for either, the least popular nomination on Cunts Corner ever, or, being the least popular poster....ever.

If I had to provide an opinion, I would say it was most definitely the latter.

Something that's used to playing with balls in pockets is bound to have an advantage on the snooker table.

@ChildeHaroldWhen I first saw the title of this nom. H, I thought it was going to be a niche subject about your decision to become a tranny, but I guess you're going stay a big fucking girl.

GFY.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Return of the pig fucker.

You what?? Has Jeremy Corbyn returned?

On 05/11/2023 at 09:40, entitled little cunt said:

I never was a fan of  Top Gear as i found it contrite bollox and the original presenters awkward and trying too hard for a laugh .   To be fair and at the risk of  sounding a bit narcissistic I could probably do a better job than the twats the BBC  employed over the past few years .Infact I think my neighbours cockapoo could .The Marxist heads that be in that wokest of  woke organisation  believed  the viewing public wouldn't be able to understand the format unless it was presented by second rate celebs with no real passion for the subject .It began with  the lamentable   Chris Evans.Its debatable if he  is a real  petrol head or just a spoilt twat with nothing else to spend his money on who had  the luck of the devil and an ability to make very little talent go a long way , pretty much like the rest on the taxpayer funded BBC payroll.I assume their next Historic spectacular will present Henry 8th  as a transexual one legged male  lesbian who's many poor  choices of partner will include a  non Caucasian gay man waving a rainbow flag in support of his lover at the local  jousting tournament with a big slobbery open mouth  gob swapping on screen  kiss.The following week every teacher in the land will be informing their flock  of sponges its historically accurate .  Sorry to go off in a tangent .All I had to say was "BBC CUNTS ", and teachers to but one has to vent ones bile to maintain health .

William Woollard. Awkward?? You cheeky fucking cunt

10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'm visiting the doctor tomorow .I'm a straight adult  male but I still haven't started menstruating .I'm certainly not pregnant , I haven't actually ...you know ...had one thrown up me as yet . I do someday hope to be able to give birth.I'm very worried I have become menopausal earlier than  one naturally expects.

I've often wondered why it's called menopause and not womenopause?