King Billy

I’ll second that.

Careful with that sort of language ELC, or I might have to ban you from my chain of franchised Super Mosques once the builders have converted them all from their current use as infidel brothels, to fully comply with the incoming Sharia law regulations (which I totally agree with of course).

I’ve just thrown up tomorrow mornings corn flakes that I haven’t even eaten yet.

The simple fact that she posted last night (in her uniquely patronising and nauseating manner) means that we should expect an imminent avalanche of MSM BREAKING NEWS that the Israel/Hamas, Russia/Ukraine conflicts, the existential threat to humanity known as the ‘Climate Emergency’ along with dozens of other previously thought to be unsolvable global problems have finally been solved, by a ‘past her best’, MENSA rejecting old ginger haired Welsh slag, who wants to remain anonymous, as she’s said ‘I wouldn’t want anyone to think they’re in any way less clever than me, even though they obviously all are.’

Come on DC. You wouldn’t expect her to leave any jewellery, or tbh anything of value lying around in the house, with Eddie prowling about looking for anything that Cash Converters would give him the price of a can of Red Stripe for?

A smart move Luv. You wouldn’t want it flying off mid wank and KOing the ‘old man’ before you’d finished telling him that he was experiencing the greatest ‘hand job’ ever since hands became a thing.

LCS is not just an expert. Despite regularly being mistaken for Worzel Gummidge, he’s actually the first Aussie (expatriated convict) to be awarded a Nobel prize. Apparently he was outstanding in his field. Bloody Nora!

He’s always been the best on here at that.

At least the big fat cunt had a family (unlike you). Fuck off. Lolololololol.

Poof.

It’s a sad state of affairs here Eric when the best we can hope for is the return of some dead people to inject some life back into the site. Ive even had to punch myself hard in the face a couple of times recently, when I caught myself wondering whether there might be some reason to not hope that Frank will soon be dead.

Curry’s not English. It’s a regional variation of Irish stew from Kerry.

Why not join them? No one here will miss you.

The deep end or the rear end? (I could have found an easy way to include ‘bell end’ but I couldn’t really be bothered tbh).

Quality for sure, and I thank you for saying so, but seemingly falling just short of your ‘quality line deserving of a like’ threshold.

Anyone who travels on the tube deserves to be attacked, to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget.

It’s a hard one to answer for sure Doc. Sometimes when one is faced with seemingly unsolvable dilemmas like this, I’ve found that the only way to resolve the situation is to ask oneself…..”What would Barrymore have done?”

It’s a bit ironic how the very same BBC fought to keep Huw Edwards name from becoming a matter of public record. Just saying.

Righto Frank. I’ll be off now.

‘Ship/shit…… minor spelling error.

Can black people write now? Well I never.

Neither of the above.

You’ve probably set the bar much too high there Killer. I mean Withers survived the Nazi occupation almost unscathed and even got to watch all his former friends and neighbours be executed after he’d grassed them to the Gestapo. And then just after he’d led the local resistance to victory in the war (without any involvement from the British or Yanks) and Madam Witherscrote gave birth to his post war, square jawed, blond haired, goose stepping twin siblings… Helmut and Jurgen in a burned out Panzer tank next to the family goose enclosure, the miserable old grassing cunt contracted and recovered from aids for the first time (currently 7 or possibly 8 times and counting). I know it’s a long shot but I want him dead.

You wouldn’t have been allowed in any of my brothels.

Slightly (but only slightly) less frequently than the occupant of 10 Downing St.