King Billy

Probably his HIV period, when he was renting out his bony half Greek arse to an endless queue of slobbering, Mackintosh wearing, Steptoe lookalike type old men in Mitch’s leaky, mould infested, council owned lock up garage. Its no wonder really that he remembers those days fondly, considering the fucking downward spiral his miserable life has been on since then. He’s an absolute fucking disgrace, probably the worst on here ever.

Reported…ssssss.

I expect we’ll soon be seeing the 21st century version of those posters……OUR NEW WORLD ORDER NEEDS YOU 👆

Lions led by donkeys.

If I guaranteed you a Ginster’s pastie or even a Pukka pie every day Eric, could I depend on your continuing loyalty as a crucial and highly valued ‘cog in the wheel’ of my vast business empire, rather than a ‘spanner in the works’ lobbing, Pot Noodle loving mercenary?

🇱🇷TRUMP 2024 🇱🇷 🇱🇷MAGA🇱🇷

Seek help.

Portadown LVF

‘The last King of Iceland’.

A bit harsh Gypps. Field Marshall Idi Amin, with all his minor character flaws (cannibalism etc.), was after all the recipient of at least two VCs (albeit self awarded), and in our hour of need he very kindly sent us all those Paki’s and charwallahs that we’ve all come to love so much now.

Why would any young person risk their life in a phoney war which the filthy globalist traitors masquerading as Western world leaders are taking us towards? Why the fuck would any white, male, British patriot give a fuck when they’ve been denigrated, trodden on and blamed for every imagined grievance that the whining fucking layabout lefties could make up for decades? Let’s see how many of the ruling classes offspring would be sent to the fucking meat grinder on the front line? A big fat zero wouldn’t be far from the reality. The vermin in all the major political parties haven’t even tried to hide their contempt for the indigenous population of Britain for at least 30 years and they can go fuck themselves, every last fucking one of them. Imo we should fucking hang them all.

🎶What’s that coming over the hill. Is it a monster?🎶 Nah. It’s just that fucking twat Panzywanker and his crack (smoking) armoured wheelbarrow division, on a covert mission to root out the foreign invaders and suck their greasy brown cocks. And be very careful running your mouth off. Remember how that’s worked out for you lot in the past.

You haven’t sold a single tree for more than a month now Eric. They’ve been selling like hot cakes on my other sites in London this week (the hot cake stalls). I’m starting to wonder if you’re really a team player?

You’re fired Eric.

That’s how he empties his arsehole everyday when the previous nights jizz intake starts to leak out into his ‘Roy Cropper Range at George from ASDA’ underpants.

Happy New Year Frank (hopefully your last).

My point exactly. The few who survive will thank us one day, and the rest of the fucking flotsam and jetsam can find a home on ‘I’m A Cunt’ or ‘Mumsnet’ where they belong.

Give it a fucking rest you ‘well past your expiry date’ Jurassic period fucking freak.

No. He’s the Haitian Judge with missing fingers….Justice Thumbs. Lololol.

The Corner seems to have been infected with the ‘woke mind virus’ while we’ve not been paying attention Eric. I’ve still got the scars from having my cunt well and truly kicked in when I rolled up, and foolishly thought I could just join in with the big hitters and not have to earn that privilege. The future of this place is under an existential threat, due to the sheer volume of fucking stupid fucking newbie cunts currently swaggering around here waving their dicks about without any fear of being kicked to fuck on a daily basis. I bet Pen is laughing his massive cock off at the ease which the recent influx of fucking incel/homo/leftard/insert any category of fuckwit, freaks have swarmed into CC like a flotilla of uninvited dinghy divers onto the beaches of Kent. Time for a cull imo.

I’ve been doing a bit of (highly illegal) late night taxi moonlighting in the imaginary M4 over the new year Killer. Tbh I’m knocking it on the head as soon as February arrives as I’ve caught more STD’s (mostly Ukranian variants) in the last 3 weeks than all the years running the brasshouse, surrounded by wall to wall whores everyday, and the missus asked me yesterday why my cock has started to look like a tramps foot.

What?

What?

It fucking pains me to say it but you’re right on this one. Tens of thousands of mind numbingly boring, totally irrelevant and tbf uniquely (to yourself) fucking shite posts later, and you’ve finally managed to post something that every ‘normal member’ (pun intended you fucking freak) on here would probably agree with. So now that you’ve achieved what I and probably everyone else here never thought possible, it might be the perfect time to ride the wave, go out on a high and join your hideous and rapidly decomposing sisters by whichever method of suicide feels best for you tonight. I think Tesco are still doing a 3 for 1 promotion on ‘value bleach’ at the moment if its any help. Fuck off.

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