King Billy

While your there mate can you grab me a farmers ?

How can these fuckers be classed as a minority group? Have you seen how many of the cunts there are? The females are “married” at about 12 and spend the next 40 years popping our little pikeys at the rate of about 6 a year, while their males are out drinking, fighting and conning old ladies out of their life savings before heading down to the nearest Mercedes dealership to trade in their out of date 1 year old executive saloon. These poor “travelling people” should be made to travel back to the bog they initially crawled out of many years ago

She’s definitely coming round isn’t she? I’ve just eaten 3 Viagra (100 mg) so I’m gonna be in trouble if this a wind up. Well someone’s gonna be in trouble if I have to go out on the prowl. Helloooo young lady. Don’t worry Billy won’t hurt you😝

You being a fucking expert on all this garbage you haven’t explained why no by-elections ? Maybe because the answer is so obvious. “THESE PEOPLE ARE LYING CUNTS WHO SHOULD BE TREATED WOTH THE UTTER FUCKING CONTEMPT WHICH THEY DESERVE”

Aparrently, until recently it was still possible to travel to Africa and exchange every day items such as miners helmets for vast quantities of diamonds and gold. Now that’s the sort of trade deals we’ve been missing out on because of that damn EU holding us back. Fucking holding back cunts.

This so called miners nose looks strangely white to me. I suspect this to be a picture of some African chap which has been altered with the aid of new technology. ( as yet in the development stage)

That’s not a knife. This is knife mate

Oh and Chuck up Ummunna comes last but one on the list of MPs who respond to emails, yet the cunt probably does more tv and media interviews than almost any other MP. One can only assume that all the emails he gets are from people reminding him what a complete and utter Cunt he undoubtedly is. Fuckin cunt

Could someone please explain to me how it is that every one of these lizard people keep bleating on for a second referendum because, in their own weasel words “The circumstances have changed since the first vote “ Well it seems to me more fucking obvious that the “circumstances” of these cunts being re-elected using Labour and Tory party money, and on the premise of delivering brexit has somewhat changed. Their pathetic refusal to fight by elections should expose them as the no good lying cunts that they obviously are. The only possible exceptions are Ummuna and the fuckin modern day vampire Soubry who have both stayed that they have not changed one bit since before the 2017 election. Unfortunately I cannot disagree with either of them on this important point. They were both lying fucking cunts before and they still are. Decepticons Wake your asses up people. I’m gone.

Paul Hogan What a legend!

Say that to “The Donald”

Can’t fault your punctuation on this one.

He left around 1984

I loved the episode where Reg Varney drove his bus straight through the hard border and proved that the backstop was a complete diversionary tactic. Timeless classic comedy

Yeah and Michael broke into the Queens boudoir and their grandad was central to the plot of one of Dicken’s most famous but not one of his best novels “In all fairness”

Are you reeling in the years?

Or possibly an older girlfriend ?

Have considered getting a Samsung? I believe they are made in S. Korea

Not that long ago anyone talking in that manner would have been quickly surrounded by a large group of furious, but correctly motivated ordinary citizens and swiftly kicked to a pulp, in order to prevent children from adopting such utterly cunting behaviour. Sadly with the collapse of moral decency those days are “ like”gone. “To be fair”

“So” I’m “like” “basically” ok with all this “to be fair”

Like an oldladyboy

Is it just me being very easily annoyed nowadays?, or does almost every fucking so called expert or self proclaimed authority on some fucking subject being discussed on tv or radio have to answer every question they are asked by saying” So “ and then proceed to talk total shite? I’ve had enough of it. Something needs to be done about this and fucking quickly.

Some cunt whose country of origin I would suggest was definitely not this green and pleasant land delivered my takeaway roast beef and Yorkshire pudding ( with all the trimmings ) from my local English takeaway t’other evening. I happened to look out the window as he drove off on a peculiar little red and white motorcycle/moped type thing and to my surprise the word Honda was emblazoned on the side of it, as if to stick 2 fingers up to all those hard working fine English heroes about to be dumped on the shit heap in Swindon. I don’t think anyone would blame us if we nuked the cunts again, just as a little reminder that we can. Fucking raw fish. Cunts

I am going to boil my head

How do you pull a fat bird? Piece of cake mate