Major Cunt

I'm glad we agree on the facts. Shalom cunty.

Eric you are a cunt. Go forth be strong. I also agree with you completely. Oh and fuck off Withers!

Let's be fair though Salty. To take dietary advice from a morbidly obese septic, who probably eat half his body weight in syrup and pancakes for breakfast, would be foolish. This would be akin to taking human rights advice from Robert Mugabe. Or asking Judge for tips on fine dining. Take note Albert.

I watched 10 minutes of the England v USA game and was left with the following thoughts. I hope there not all muff diver's, as about 4 English players were fuckable. I'm also not surprised Neville got the job, if it had been his old teammate Giggs he'd be banging them like a snare drum.

You've obviously met Judge before Salty, It's ok he's got visiting carers and adult diapers.

I also agree strongly with both sentiments.

That equation is spot on Eric as you well know, I can only summize that your wasted breaking the arms and noses of piss heads on a weekend. Though I'm guessing the quiet nights provide ample time to digest scientific papers. Have you ever considered the open university?

I'm around Pen, I'm just cunting on the hoof today that's all, I'm a busy man. I've actually blocked you as you know but I occasionally check the horseshit you purvey on here. Don't fear I'll reply to CBB later. I'm also gonna suggest you sun bathe on a high speed rail line. I know you like trains! Aufweidersen

A bit touchy round your religion ain't you? Don't be ashamed of your Jewish lineage your honour embrace it. Though I'm certain it's a fact you keep to yourself, when monosyllabicly grunting your order to Mehmet at the takeaway, you wouldn't want him adding any special sauce now would you? Obviously the regular patrons of the Blue Oyster are aware your a yid. Having either seen your circumcised micro penis or heard of it. Shalom you fat cunt!

Indeed, as much as Gyper's can be amusing her grasp of basic physics is appalling. His gravitational pull would do the opposite.

I'd prefer you say a prayer for me, next time your at the synagogue! Shalom

I'm guessing the sugar tax must be hitting you hard Jewdy!

He was probably in wait with snipers optics for you to cruise pass on your mobility scooter, like a decrepit Carlos the Jackal, on route to bargain booze for your morning bottle of scrumpy jack cider. I'm guessing you saved a flagon from the night before, and he shot the kid in frustration.

It's the closest Judge got to the Wailing Wall on his pilgrimage to Bethlehem, as It's also how far his gut protrudes. It's also the max speed in mph his mobility scooter does, downhill on a full battery. Shalom

That's rich coming from you Pen.

Thanks for stating the glaringly obvious Jacob. You insufferable opus dei cunt!

39 1/3 inches is also the width of the hem on his flares.

African males falling from the sky. Who says your dreams can't come true. Remember that next time your singing "it's raining men" at the golf club karaoke night!

African males falling from the sky. Who says your dreams can't come true. Remember that next time your singing "it's raining men" at the golf club karaoke night!

African males falling from the sky. Who says your dreams can't come true. Remember that next time your singing "it's raining men" at the golf club karaoke night!

African males falling from the sky. Who says your dreams can't come true. Remember that next time your singing "it's raining men" at the golf club karaoke night!

He's not that much of a cunt Snowy!

Your making yourself look a right cunt here Bill in your haste to prove Decs as a bullshiter. It's an internet forum FFS, nobody's going out on the old cobbles for a straightner. The fact that you've managed to quote Delia Smith, with your let's be having you comment, is a testament to this. Your all over this site like a cheap suit on a hunchback! Slow yourself down son, know what I mean, cor blimey guvnor.

Fucking hell Billy you knocking back the Special Brew already this morning.

I could imagine the cunt in his best man at C&A evening wear eating paella thinking he's cultured