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Major Cunt

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  1. Intellectual lightweight.
  2. Naturally, I'm guessing this is probably coz your stroking your micro penis, while having these thoughts. I reckon your more Ainsley Harriot than Nigel Benn, you fucking numpty!
  3. It's a disturbing trend Eric, I've noticed it myself, nodding in agreement with the Brixton rabbi!
  4. I thought he might play a few chords on the guitar while sing nonsensically, though I think you summed up his plan a descriptively!
  5. It also defeats the purpose of having sights on the shooter, given that and the above info, I'd rather one of these culturally enriching cunts, tries to shoot me rather than stab me! I'm in full agreement on the one trouser leg sporting chaps, I've noticed they also prefer the waist of their tracksuits, hanging below the arse, Silly cunts!
  6. Not if they need me to explain polymorphism to them in relation to objects in OOP, otherwise it's a yes!
  7. Absolutely Baws. I'll get my captain to set course for Antigua Friday night, or you could pop over to Barbados in your lear jet, maybe hit the casino that evening!
  8. Naturally and I'm lying on a beach in Barbados with Jessica Alba, with my tongue in her starfish!
  9. How was your trip to Sierra Leone Punkers? Did Benson's wood live up to expectations?
  10. Great synopsis there Doc I'm gonna concur. I have joined the brigade of enlightened regulars by blocking the cunt. It's certainly true that the last week has seen a surge of utter shite spewed from it, thankfully though I now have a choice as to whether to view it. Unfortunately the corner is resembling the British political climate of the 1930's, there's a lot of fucking Neville Chamberlain's on here at the moment, appeasement unfortunately is alive and well here. Nice to see you still cunting Doc Fuck off Judge you monosyllabic mobility scooter owning, isacunt fat cunt!
  11. He certainly does. I imagine he paces the aisle rambling incoherently, while he makes a decision.
  12. May I suggest adding a little caustic soda to your horlicks Ratty.
  13. Are you including a tate worm in that statement RatsMarshall?
  14. Pen is it true you were at the Stonewall Inn, in Greenwich village when it was raided in the 1960's? My informant tells me you took a police truncheon to the head, while receiving a black truncheon to the rear. Allegedly the latter was provided by a Shaft lookalike, dressed as the biker from the village people. Is it true it took 15 blows, before your sphincter freed him? It certainly explains your mental state and probable aneurysm, resulting in constant drivel, accompanied by poor motor neurone skills.
  15. Err where could it possibly interpreted is that. On second thoughts don't bother answering you nauseating old cross dresser. Much better you trawl the BBC news site for more pointless nom's, obviously in-between checking if any punters, have left a phone number in the gents toilets.
  16. Albert has a raging smack habit, so when he's not out stealing coffee and bacon to fund his addiction, he's drooling in front of day time telly.
  17. I'd wager a handsome sum that you either own one of these, or your saving your disability living allowance to purchase one.
  18. Shouted in a shrill camp voice. You've clearly been watching gay porn again with retorts like that, or you were possibly shouting it at the last unite against fascism march, what a mixed up queen you must be Fuck off Yiddo.
  19. I had a sneaking suspicion the Jewish Judge was posting there, he's under some alias or another, though I spotted the general tone and prose of his rants. I've tried encouraging Ratty to return his serves, with both barrels from a sawn of 12 bore of cunting.
  20. I come here for the cunting Bill not a leaderboard position. However that being said I've noticed Eric seducing the new punter's for likes, the cunt should start chucking some my way again. Lol
  21. Explains your presence on the leaderboard though Billy, to be fair!
  22. Major Cunt

    Boris

    Come on RatsMarshall you've got more in the tank than that retort, you're becoming quite lucid lately. I'm gonna suggest you unload both barrels on the Judge. Unleash the Cunt, you know it makes sense!
  23. Major Cunt

    Boris

    How's Golders Green these Days Jewdy?
  24. Major Cunt

    Boris

    I'm in tears. Have a like! 😂😂😂😂
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