Major Cunt

On second thoughts did you once date Sue Barker?

Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur.

Out of likes! Wise words however.

Exactly

But what's the definition in Upper Silesia Ratty.

Quoting my sentiments exactly there Eric.

Or perverting the intercourse of justice as the case may be.

Also what about these geezers who get accused of it and then suffer the indignity of a trial. Only to be found not guilty but forever tainted by the implication they might have done it. Over the years I've read in the papers of chaps exonerated after false claims, but very rarely is there a prosecution of perverting the course of justice (no pun intended) for lying.

Haha what the fuck happened with your intention to tread lightly on today's nom's, you been drinking Special Brew with Judge tonight. Though it's a valid point?

Its a real fucking minefield these days the question is which two do you choose. Having the written consent and being legally covered, at the risk of trying to slip Bruce Jenner a length. Or open to prosecution with definitive minge confirmation!

Quick question Baws have you ever been tested for Asperger's???

Fuck me he had a good innings for a sweaty, I'm pretty sure I read they have the lowest life expectancy in Europe. Probably dedicated a page to the cunt in the Guinness book of world records.

Sensible advice there I'll be attempting to proceed with caution.

Yeah got booted of for the weekend, too be fair Roops did give me a warning beforehand, I then proceeded with sarcasm which didn't go down to well. Being unfamiliar with the Corner and it's etiquette, along with being told to drink bleach within 5 mins of posting., I presumed it was open season, you live and you learn hey I was surprised you got booted as well though Bill.

AHH pulling somebody up on a typo the stock reply when a cunts baffled.

That retort was as week as both your chin and sphincter, I suggest abseiling of a pylon.

He does Decs and also made me laugh!

You seem to be the resident expert in these matters with a valid point. No doubt fine tuned by spending summer's in French port city's performing fellatio on the baguettes of Arab sailor's. Your partner in crime informs me your sphincter is never smaller than a two pound coin, and resembles a jammy Dodger in appearance!

Are you still giving her a Rohypnol chaser pre coitus.

It seems like you took certain comments as a personal attack/inference, that you share a hobby with a 1980's TV celebrity. Who was fond of cigar smoking, tracksuits and philanthropy, why on earth you would draw this conclusion, I don't know? Developing either a thicker skin or a sense of humour could remedy this!

You been on the Special Brew again, Judith?

Sounds like solid advice to me Doc. I've heard certain lifers can lock pick a male chastity belt in under 3 seconds. Also, while I'm here is there any chance of a Diazepam prescription? Ta.

Are you quite sure that was your normal brand? Sounds suspiciously stronger than your usual Moroccan Woodbines.

Sadly that's what happens when you insist on keeping jumbo butt plugs inserted longer than medically advised.

You would have to get an obligatory polyester whistle and kipper tie to match though, then you would look a cunt.