Major Cunt

You've gotta factor in his skyscrapers built in New York at a time when the mob charged a 5% tax on all concrete poured. Then there's New Jersey only a stones through away in American georgrahics, and all the unions controlled by the families. There's no way Trump couldn't have dealt with the mob and was probably on good terms with the Don's (no pun intended). How much of this was brought up in the elections is negligible though as the only time mafioso speak to authority is when their looking to avoid a 30 stretch.

Couldn't agree more. Unfortunately Assange was a problem Trump inherited from the previous administration, and he never mentioned dropping the case either. This is probably due to keeping the Hawks on side who wanted old Jules head on a silver platter. I bet he pissed himself laughing when Hillary's server got hacked and he read the emails. There's absolutely no chance of him being extradited now the ruling is based on mental health. If he did get extradited and ended up topping himself the government would look like cunts, but I think it's time we make a stand. How many times have we asked for an extradition and the yanks have told us to fuck off. It took a long campaign to get that dozy whore who killed a kid out on his bike possibly before a British court, and the numerous other denied requests. The 'special relationship' seems very one sided from a judicial standpoint. To quote Voltaire - "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"

Indeed. We tried to get there for 11am one morning with the intention of taking their boozer over. However the landlord was on the blower as soon as we exited the station, and old bill arrived on mass.

I'm not much older than you and can remember as a teen paying £1.14 for 10 Bensons, and blue Rizzla's were about 15p. Reminds me of fingerings birds after a bottle of MD 20/20 and having no idea where the clit was located. These entitled millennial cunts getting their drugs through the post and porn at the click of a button don't know their born, but apparently now their all trying to do their birds up the wrong un thanks to 'Pornhub'.

I'm still fucking baffled at how barbering is considered a prerequisite skill for New Zealand citizenship. If that news gets out my town will have more turks at their embassy than Gallipoli. I'm interested to know if Johnny was one of those old school white coated mince and rinse Kenneth Williams type barbers. I'm inclined to think so...

What are your thoughts on Palace as a firm? Back in the late 90's early noughties we had some blinding rows with them. I was never part of the main firm, but was never shy about throwing a few right handers when ambushed. Back when Stella was still only a pound odd a pint, but strangely bugle's still £50 a gram. Well I paid £50 for a 0.7 of the real McCoy. Fuck the pub grub. I'm a bit of a conisseur when it comes to illegal substances... Gunners are runners!

You know the answer, Willy, the humourless brummie cunt has it too good here. I'd like to see all the celebrities trumpeting BLM, and the so called racist atrocities committed by the evil empire fuck off back to a Ghanaian shack. If only Idi Amin was still ruling Uganda we could surely reach a diplomatic agreement to deport them to the motherland, provided he seized their vast wealth gained in Britain. Just stop moaning you pampered soapbox standing cunts and stick to your rhetoric by fucking off home. Fucking spearchuckers!

Indeed. Henry's entire career is a fucking paradox as I don't think the cunts ever once made me laugh, and is more synonymous with hotel adverts than comedy. A cunt of the highest order, and you don't need to be Einstein for guessing why he's been knighted. Their really scraping barrel these days for cunts to bestow the order on. I'm guessing he was a safe bet after Sir James of Savile's abuse of the peerage. Saying that though, choosing any reasonably high profile cunt from 80's broadcasting is asking for trouble.

It would be ironic if that piece of music was invented pre Ravensbruck, and also played as the cattle wagons of Jew's rolled in. As I saw a collection of shrunken heads were found in the commandants wife's possession, along with lampshades made from tattooed human flesh.

Marriner got a lump of bird after Donal McEntire befriended him for a documentary. Another Headhunter received an even bigger stretch after he admitted carving up an off duty cozzer with a Stanley Knife on a night out. It was actually quite a funny story when told, as the cozzer in question said "you can't stab me I'm a police officer", to the reply "fuck off, you're off duty". All of it was caught on hidden camera and I'm sure they weren't laughing when the gavel dropped...

I remember when Frankie Boyle said something similar before he had his balls clipped. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Alex Reid had to armbar the cunt in an attempt to stop him mounting the old slag...

Harry's a boil that needs to be lanced. For some reason I picture him as looking like 'Buffalo Bill' from 'Silence Of The Lambs'. The cunt certainly acts like him.

If you were a Rangers fan you'd have been ok, as apparently the sets of supporters have a strong sectarianism connection...

Apparently, it wasn't just cctv and ecstasy that killed football hooliganism, but also the belligerent's enthusiasm to roll about in a £1000 parka.

He's treated himself to a bottle Buckfast, Baws, as it's New Years Day.

That doesn't surprise me Gyp's. Along with attracting those with a sense of public duty and morality, you've got just as many cunts. I'm currently reading a great book on corruption in the Met. I've only just started it but a large proportion of the bent cozzers seem to be in South East London, and I'm keeping an eye out for any fat, racist, Jewish detectives from Plumstead.

The 70's football hooligans footwear of choice, and you're right about the price of them now. Fucking astronomical...

I saw something similar myself the other week outside my local supermarket. There was some geezer completely off his swede on spice picking up 'Jabba the Huts'*, but sporting a pair of brand new £130 odd Nike trainers. Unfortunately the rest of his ensemble looked like it could walk itself to the laundrette, but I'm not too sure whether I was incredulous or curious. *fag butt's.

The fuckers are everywhere, Willy, and I even noticed a disturbing trend where their selling the 'Big Issue'. I've got a modicum of respect for the indigenous drug addict who sells it instead of hassling shoppers for dough. The biggest piss take I've seen regarding these thieving cunts is the fucking mansions they build back in Bucharest. The country is so corrupt you can easily purchase 12 fake birth certificates, and then rinse this country's benefits system like a washing machine to pay for the monstrosities. I think they need a good cunting. Where's @judgetwi when you need him!

Tragic. I can't believe I missed that masterpiece. The next time he makes an appearance I'll ask for a private viewing via PM. I can't promise it won't make another appearance.

Technically it's not a rule breach as no direct/indirect inference was made regarding Aitch being a savilist. @Eddie I'll take your case on 'CC' legal aid given your current financial situation.

Pen, my New Years resolution involves me travelling to Torquay with an ice pick, claw hammer, and a blowtorch in order to inflict on you the kind of pain your posts cause others...

And a 'briefcase wanker'.

Perfect profiling on both Aitch and Punkers. I'm reminded of the 90's show 'Cracker' with Robbie Coltrane in the lead role, bar you weighing 20 odd stone and speaking jock. However, I'd suggest Aitch also rambles incoherently at the pigeons, and is never shy in offering sexual favours for a bag of spice. Certainly a New Year's resolution to abide by. Let's face it, they've both had a good run...

She was in the right. Charlie was spraying his yoghurt up Shergar, ffs. Imagine what that must have done to her self esteem. Considering the quality birds Big Ears has allegedly ploughed over the years, Parker-Bowels must have more carnal tricks than a fucking magician.