Major Cunt

Surely that's a rhetorical question, Wolfster? I have no idea what's happening in his private life, but we both know he's not the cunt he used to be. @Frank you've got a shot at redemption here. Don't let me down you mercurial cunt!

Anyone remember cop killer David Bieber? He was an American fugitive living under an assumed name and wanted for a mob related murder. His beamer was pulled for having no insurance or something similar, and rather than going quietly he opened up on both cozzers with a Glock. One of the pair had an incredibly fortunate escape when the bullet loged in his radio. He was given a full life tariff, and I believe the law was changed after so that any cop killer receives the same. The only way I can see this cunt getting away with it is via diminished responsibility, and if he doesn't receive that sentence we're at the start of a two tier justice system. Where if you've got a touch of tarbrush you're untouchable. This one's gonna be interesting...

I've just seen this on the news and as far as what's been reported @Wolfie has summed it up well. The question that leaves me looking for answers is why pull the trigger in the station? This fucking idiot is now not only on cctv pulling a Harry Roberts, but has also got about 20 coppers as witnesses. When they've finished kicking the shit out of him he's looking at a whole life tariff, as opposed to the 5 stretch he would've received for the gun. Maybe it was a case of in for a penny in for a pound. I'd wager handsomely he's also one of Eddie's kin. Fucking idiot!

Maybe he's been furloughed and hitting the Peruvian harder than usual? If it is Stickers he's showing Robert Deniro method acting above and beyond the cause. Personally, I reckon Childish Harry's a bird, a fucking sick one, but the Majors like Columbo on occasions. More will be revealed...

Hmmm. Not a snowballs dickhead. You've the IQ of a Rotherham taxi driver, and are way out of your depth!

I'll have you know Killer's credentials are impeccable in the disposal of dense cretins. I'll sit back and enjoy this one...

Do me a favour dickhead. None of us login to view reams of your piss poor contributions. Why don't you fuck off to redcomrade. com, or the Trotsky pages. Surely there's some site that'll put up with your poorly though out drivel. You stupid cunt!

That's quite a revelation, Eric. I always presumed she was posh totty, but now you come to mention it there's a few scenes where she breaks into sem-cockney in anger. I've got a compromise for you. Take the Quattro for a spin and let her nosh you off until the Pirelli's need a change, then it's back to her place, or yours if the old man's home. Cor blimey guvnor.

I spot you're a bit of a expert on horticultural matters. I'm making a mental note of this for later, as I predict cannabis will soon be regulated, and I intend to target the hipster all organic cunts. This time next year Weary....

'Ashes to Ashes' is far better than 'Life on Mars', imo. Probably because I remember the 80's, but I reckon its Keeley Hawes a true English rose!

Your goose is cooked Withers, all of them. Nothing personal, I was on route to burn down the Sangatte camp, and discovered Sarkozy's been handing out lilos. I was actually glad to see Folkestone. You've got even more camel jockeys than us.

I've just checked his stats, Ape. 1264 posts since the 3rd of June. This surely has to be a CC record? @ChildeHarold we're looking for quality not quantity. You're actually fortunate that certain characters are on leave as they'd have you reaching for the Toilet Duck...

Exactly the noises I picture the cranky old fucker making on his weekly trip to Mehmets Kebab House.

It's been all over ITV4 and ruining a favourite channel of mine. The sort of cunts who enjoy watching this shite no doubt have several lycra outfits, and a five grand bike they like to be spotted on. I throughly enjoy watching the Sweeney and the Professionals as it reminds of a time when men were blokes. Jack Reagan making off the cuff remarks about darkies, and George Carter eyeing up birds, "what do you reckon on that guvnor?", "not half George". Throw in a few soon to be Eastenders stars as blaggers and hookers, and it's a recipe for success with your average bloke. I was born after my time as it seems as the world's now fawning over transvestites and fucking queers. Fuck me, even Martin Shaw with his perm puts these millennials to shame. I suggest any bloke under 40 puts his hands down his trousers, and checks he's still got a pair of bollocks!

He is. you therefore claim a tube of KY Jelly, and spin round the block on Jewdys scooter.

I'll take you out for a Campari and Soda, Frank, but I can't promise I won't slip you a Rohypnol chaser, and then leave you with Punkers. I'd imagine it would be like that basement scene from 'Pulp Fiction'. You've taught me well in Dec's absence. CC's Rodney Trotter-esque Mr Miagi.

I agreed with Jim on every single thing he touched upon. If memory serves me right his life was almost ruined by false noncing accusations. His critics never mention the amount of times he put on a free show for the troops, and the fact he paid for his own flights when visiting. A great friend to the SAS and has raised a lot of charity money too. These fucking quislings don't know their fucking born. This whole fucking apologist attitude is sickening. The 90's seems like a hundred years ago now, and a simpler time when you could call a spade a spade. Fair play to the geezer, and I'll certainly be checking out his podcast.

Surely its Charlie Uniform November Tango?

I can see the doddery old bastard going to the pond one morning in his velcro fastening slippers, and avian blood stained open hospital gown. Followed by him landing face down in the goose shit after loosing his balance, and being mounted by a visiting black Swan.

An utter nob jockey, and about as funny as a kick in the bollocks. I reckon it's a multi of Pen mate. I'm gonna give him a serious mauling if he sticks his head out the wheelie bin again.

I think you're right, Eric. I fucking love the Blockheads. You could only write songs like that now if you tick the right boxes. It's fucking pissing me off how the white man's becoming a second class citizen, and it's only because we scare the powers that be...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Absolutely top draw cunting on this thread, Trucking!

I've had some good tutors during my short time here. I thought Mark King was only famous for his humongous thumbs? I certainly don't recall that comment. Did you have back stage passes for a Level 42 concert? Now it all make sense.

Not now. It's all about the long game, Franco...

They quoted 10 bags on 'RT'. Fucking cossacks!