Major Cunt
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There's plenty of refrigerated artics laying idle at the moment. Perfect for the second leg of the journey, Stubbs...
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I've just hit upon an idea to this conundrum. Maybe we could do a trade with Brussels where we swap our entire pikie population for an equal amount of asylum seekers. I'm thinking we include a clause where these immigrants can't be to dark and 70% female. I think the UK public will be all for it. Fuck the French. As Churchill said when asked why they were not represented at the Yalta conference, "well, they didn't exactly put up much of fight when invaded". The old man's probably turning in his grave at current events. Could you imagine him negotiating with Junkers? I could picture him taking a long pull on his cigar then stating "fuck off, you idiot".
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Funny you mention this, Gypers. My neighbours a paramedic, and told me verbatim that a heart attack victim had Covid on the death certificate. Deprivation of civil liberties would have been closer. I'd also wager heavily that 70% of care home deaths are classed as Covid.
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Yes. The Kleftiko routine is as predictable as the changing of the guard. I'm amazed he has the audacity to call even Reptile thick.
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I really don't see how a couple of millimetres of fabric is going to prevent catching Covid. It's total bollocks, and just our supposed leaders testing how compliant the masses are. The Third Reich didn't just happen overnight as much Ratty would have liked. It was a series of incremental steps including the removal of freedom of speech. There's something really nasty going on behind the scenes. Just look at the world we're living in compared to 20 years ago. You can't say fuck all about fuck all for the fear of being labelled some type of phobe.
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I bet you're fucked if you need a plumber in Warsaw.
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Frank was there for a day. Give the man all the help he needs!
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Failed drug mule? Now for that to happen, I'd have to be a Transformer able to turn into a pc tower at will. Your greatest on site achievement has been to suss out the edit function before myself and Baws. Considering your numerous name changes have always coincided with a virtual pasting. I'd suggest you stick to PS3 gaming and shouting at the visiting carers for Wotsits.
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So it is Frank in the Viagra adverts. Not just a lookalike...
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He's the best chance they've got Bill, but the leftwing is so hypnotised by Pelosi and co it's gonna be close. Unless Franklin D. Roosevelt emerges from the grave Trumps the best chance they've got. Fortunately the enlightened black folks have realised Biden's a wolf in sheeps clothing. The Democrats have done more damage during Trumps presidency than anything else. With the constant blocking of bills designed to get America back on its feet. If that old pervert Biden gets in he'll be taking up the arse from the Chinks, and thanking them for it.
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Not even close to 100 years? Another great job of showing what a dog turd collecting stupid cunt you are. Maybe you should put down your joystick and read a fucking book for once.
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You're not wrong there, Killer. Smith and Wesson sales have gone up by a whopping 140%!
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The Russians already have a working vaccine that has produced antibodies in each test subject, so Trump's been fucked on getting there first, and boosting the treasuries much needed coffers. Putin has played the long game with the septics, and with the Nordstream pipeline almost completed, the German's will be the first of the Western European countries receiving cheap Russian gas. Mike Pompeo has been hawking his shale gas wares to any country who's gotta a beef with Russia, but they can't compete, and everybody loves a bargain no matter who's selling it.
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There seems no sign that the protests in several states are gonna end anytime soon. Predictions are being made that the unrest is going to spread all over the country, and after almost a hundred years as the world's powerhouse it seems America's economy is imploding. The top 5% that own almost everything, and dictate to the White House the countries direction have fucked up badly. Americans have seen their manufacturering plants close and then setup shop in China, Mexico, Vietnam and others. Even the middle class jobs that fuelled the American dream have disappeared abroad. They also never tackled the race issue, and police brutality is rife among the ethnic peoples. They've spent decades overthrowing regimes they disapprove of in South America with the latest being Chile. The common thread that's at play here is when these countries elect a populist leader. This is generally a president who's got a pair of bollocks big enough to take control of their natural resources and raise living standards. Americans are fucking angry right now, and have finally woken up to the rampant inequality of decades of poorly thought out policies. Putin's probably laughing himself to sleep right now, along with Julian Assange who's being held in stricter conditions than most terrorists. I hope the whole rotten edifice comes crashing down on the heads of both parties, and something new can be salvaged from the ashes. Now I'm no communist, but have a feeling socialism may emerge from this!
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Money well spent Harry, money well spent.
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He did, along with Willem Defoe. The only films I've ever seen Tom Berenger in have been of the war genre. I'm sure he's obviously done others, but nothing else springs immediately to mind. Dennis Hopper is great in Apocalypse Now, It's a shame he only features in half the film. "Lance I will not harm or hurt you. Just give me back the board".
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Elias was a crusader, like those politicians at the White House making us fight this war with one hand tied round our balls.
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Surely you mean Gobbles, your Botswanan golfing partner?
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Baddiel didn't mind Frank Skinner taking the piss out of his faith on Fantasy Football League in the 90's. By their comedy standards it was reasonably funny with a character called Statto, who was the butt of most of their puns. David's a pure jew, having no problem with some lighthearted antisemitism when there's a pound note involved, but vehemently offended otherwise. He's completely irrelevant these days, but by getting on his soapbox and speaking out, he's guaranteed a sheckle or two.
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The poor man's delusional, Bill. He's under the impression he's "the best on here". The partially blind old lady/man is his biggest fan. I rest my case.
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Maybe that's the problem. He's been knee deep in pussy for the past 40 years...pussy that he wouldn't have got within 10 feet of under normal circumstances, but that's not enough for the cunt is it. He had the golden ticket, and he managed to fuck it up with extra curricular activities. If half of what I've been reading is true their gonna bury this creepy nonce, and rightly so.
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You really are a fucking idiot. For once follow through your ridiculous ideas. You've become incredibly stale, and a figure of parody to the quality cunters. Just do a video for fucks sake. More of a moron than a Machiavelli...
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I did a bit of research regarding your post Trucking, and Ron's got deviant behaviour going back decades. He was banned from all the major porn expos for groping both pornstars and punters alike. This however is just the tip of the iceberg mate. It seems he had so much pull in the industry that he'd wander onto sets, and slip any naive young starlet a length. Anyone who raised the issue was either completely shutdown, or was told this is Ron fucking Jeremy, and you'll never work again. Once he's convicted we'll find out the full extent of his depraved antics. I'll expect him to have a colostomy bag of his own when Lemar and Montell have finished. Another Jewish nonce to add to the growing list. The Israeli public relations office are probably running a book on who's next!
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Take the spindly fucker out of the game, Eric. I wanna see you unleash the Cuntman dragon, and deliver some devastating verbal blows. The frogs more slippery than a lorry load of eels. Degaulle was a cunt too.
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Because the greasy spoon cafe's been hit hard by social distancing, and you've a lot of time on your hands...
