Major Cunt

I've decided to sell my shares in I.G Faben. I'll also throw in a lampshade made from human flesh. You still interested?

Watch a BBC documentary on YouTube called 'Cops, criminals and corruption'. It covers operation Tiberias in detail, and the fact that fellow detectives almost allowed a contract hit on a DCI. The met in South East London especially were a law to themselves, arranging robberies via tip off's, and bribes. I'll give the old bill this though, they certainly look after their own. It's incredibly rare for a prosecution of a police officer as they prefer to sweep it under the carpet. I think it's fucking disgusting that ex paras can be tried for murder, but a corrupt policeman walks free. Read the unredacted copy of 'Operation Tiberias'. It's still heavily censored, but interesting reading nonetheless. On the same day someone I know received 10 years for drug offences. A copper was sentenced to only 3, for raping a 16 year old in his patrol car.

Try and put your title to one side for a few posts, Rolly. I have found you amusing so far, but it's time to shed the cocoon of the Kingdom, and shine in your own right.

To any lurking Dossbodders take heed. You've fucked with the wrong players, we being the Premier League of cunting.

Fuck me, they know how to do it properly. Suspicious though, there's a man on isolated hill, filming it. Fucked up there, it's his balcony.

I look at code all day for a living, and have picked up strong grammatical, and content flags. That's all.

Roops is cerebraly challenged. She's too busy googling various occupations, and trades to add to her fictitious curriculum vitae. Quantum physics will no doubt feature at some point.

Fuck it, Gyps. I'm in, and who's site are we going to war with?

I bet you own one of those electric scooters, Frank? Not the ones favoured by Judge and pensioners, but the ones rode by hipsters looking to recapture their youth. Do clarify...

See above. ^

Really. I never would have guessed. But do you make an exception for Jewdy?

Hes certainly not intellectually challenged, I'll give him that. However what it boils down too is just another Salty. Like somebody said "fit in or fuck off".

Hes gonna fucking love that!

Why would he stop nature at work? Fucking hell Pen, you really don't do yourself any favours do you? Dense old bint!

I could track Frank down quite easily. He's left several clues about where he actually lives, and I happen to have family in that area too. He's displayed his Chevy Chase in those awful videos, and he's not exactly inconspicuous with his dress sense, mimicking 19 year old students. I'm a very resourceful man Francois. I'd make a note of that, if I was you!

Several possibilities, Frank. You catch a walking stick across the skull from a pensioner, get arested, or Ape builds Claymores from a few empty beans cans, and blows your spindly legs into a thousand splinters as you open her front door.

Yes I've seen that one. The daft cunt can't ski and should have gone off piste, preferably on a toboggan.

I've only seen Walnut Head, which was pretty funny due to sheer originality and randomness. I'll have to look at his Vimeo account for the others. He hasn't made a nom in donkeys years, and a quality nom could bring redemption. Frank you cunt, pull your finger out!

'No more nails'?

With all the free time the mincing ponce has, I don't see why he doesn't join a gym. I'm certain he can find a suitably over-priced one to cater his needs. Obviously a personal trainer's a necessity, and probably several courses of Decca and Testosterone to appear remotely Aids free.

As a late comer to the saga of Ed and Fatty defending some slapper in a Wetherspoons car park, and getting a good kicking to boot. I have a couple of questions. Is it true they were actually 14 year olds on bmx's? Also, Did Ed really look like Rocky (the one Chers in, not the boxer), once the dust had settled. If I'd still been living in S.E London I would have backed you up Ed. Obviously I wouldn't have jumped straight in, I need to know if you can handle yourself first.

I'd wager handsomely that the frogs are giving the brexit speech. "If you can't make it buy November, the Royal Navy will cannon you".

Same here, there used to be 10 per day then there was a bit of a shakeup. We needed to drain the swamp of a cunt of a yank, and a few other wankers. Christmas was a funny time sheer madness. I along with a few others got banned, quality nonce accusations and meltdowns. Then it turned into Mumsnet for a bit.

202 in one day, a new record, gyps. No sign of Norris mcwhiter though.

You couldn't make that shit up, could you? Storing a shit load of low explosive with fucking cyanide cylinders or barrels. These cunts ain't that smart after all considering they steal rather than invent. That's why 5G is a no go, its not necessary right now anyway. IBM or some other firm could replace the Huawei tech. I'm no real fan of the Donald, but I think his intentions are good. Let's hope he gets enough votes to stop Pelosi and Co stopping his vision.