Major Cunt

Last time I checked Harrow wasn't a secondary comprehensive school in the Wirral.

The fact that he finds 'Keeping up Appearances' hilarious says it all really, it was fucking shit in the 90s, and hasn't aged well. Along with 'One Foot in the Grave' which the only memorable scene for me, was old Vic Meldrew mistaking a kilo of bugle for fertilizer. I'm sure the cunt has received a wake up call of monumental proportions during his tenure here. Finding than rather us Brits being receptive of his terrible 70s working man's club comedian innuendos, bar Judge who still thinks Bernard Manning's hip. So just like every Yank before him who's attempted English humour he's been made to look a cunt.

He's ticking all the right boxes for me, Killer. He bounced in and immediately made me chuckle, took a few on the chin, and laughed it of. Made a few noncing accusations resulting in a ban then attempted to create a multi. He's also had a run in with Judge. What's not to like?

You're thinking of Rotherham K.B, I had the same decorator in to paint chez Major. He spent most of the day observing my neighbours pubescent daughter, and was clearly addicted to smack. Looked like he'd had an all over thick coat of Ronseal.

Great analogy and I agree with the sentiment. However my general rule on bandwagons depends on whether the accused has previously displeased me. Seeing as this is Cunts Corner the bar is set quite low apart from Jewdy, where the bar is higher due to his grotesquely obese frame. Dennis Wise is a cunt. I can confirm this due to meeting him once in a restaurant in Watford. Though I'd fuck his bird.

Maybe, but also not very fond of Yank cunts who irritate me!

Fuck off, Eric. He has absolutely no redeeming features at all except for obviously furnishing most of your posts with likes. There are plenty of other decent prospects for bringing up to Corner standards, well @Pete and @Cock Holster anyway. Besides he needs to learn a bit of etiquette anyway the jumped up yank cunt! I'm with @Roadkill on this one let's nurture the new talent, and then let em kill each other like virtual gladiators!

Eric I know that you're mining this fucking idiot for likes in true Cuntman style, and I'm not gonna judge you on this, but please don't encourage the cunt. I'm at my wit's end here, unfortunately he's a sad parody of everything I hate in septics, being ignorant, self righteous, fucking thick and painfully unfunny.

A combination of potent spice and crystal meth, at a guess.

So he thinks he's Moses now, Panz? I pay absolutely no intention to "Sir Nige" he's a slippery cunt like all politicians, but there happens to be extra deviousness below his veneer. I'm sure his greatest fan Judith will be along soon enough now I've insulted his idol.

The Yank seems to be the Corner's resident expert on injuries sustained from balls hitting the face, no surprise there.

Are you still watching Poldark Panz in preparation for a voyage across the Irish sea in search of riches. I can imagine you studying it intently while perfecting an aristocratic accent, dreaming of becoming a member of the landed gentry when Ireland goes bankrupt. Unfortunately the closest you will get to this will be a mobility scooter as a trusted steed, and a DLA claim as a monthly purse along with a bedsit in Kilburn. I can actually picture you penning a letter back to Ireland claiming "look Ma I made it".

Listen up you fucking wanker, I'll gladly meet you for a straightner anytime, it won't be much of a tear up though as I don't fight the disabled, Jewdy. If you happen to really fancy it, I'll be at the Charlton v Bristol City game next month. You wanna slow yourself down mate, you're an embarrassment.

You are way out of your depth, Yank. However which shark is gonna take a chunk out of your morbidly obese frame is uncertain.

Drop me out Yank, FFS. You don't need to argue every point!

About what I expected from a self loathing alcoholic. Go fuck yourself, Jewdy!

Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad.

What's not very likely? You leaving your bedsit for the first time in 2 decades, or taking a cock up the arse? I know which one I'd wager on. 😁

Fucking hell, Ratty. You're wasting your breath trying to elicit a response from Jewdy on the Sabbath, he'll probably be at the synagogue with the Stamford Hill massive. I was under the impression you were trained as well as Eichmann in the ways of the Juden, how you've disappointed me! I agree with you 100% on Israel launching the next nuke though, and it'll probably be hitting Iran. That perma-tanned, Zionist, fucking idiot Trump is marching us towards another conflict in the Holy Land. He's got his tongue so far up Jewdy's firm's arsehole, he's probably flossing Netanyahu's teeth, doing the Yidds bidding as every other president before him did. Shalom!

I always presumed it was a male sex-doll, or a Brazilian rent-boy preserved in formaldehyde. You live and you learn hey!

Harsh but true!

Are you a fucking northerner, Pete?

So you're the guardian of Eddie's wank sock that Wolfie alluded to.

A problem you pikeys aren't familiar with, unfortunately.

I'm quite certain cunts of this calibre didn't exist when I was kid, or even a teenager which was only the mid 90s. When the fuck did this species of gender bending, Guardian subscribing wankers break away from homosapiens? I'm gonna say roughly ten years ago, and it's fucking disgusting. Children are confused enough growing up trying to fit into the world around them, without being now told they have a choice in gender. I don't have children but I do have a nephew and thankfully my sister's not planning on putting him in a pink dress. When he's old enough he'll be coming to watch Charlton athletic with me, and I'll buy him a fucking air rifle if he wants one. Then when he's older I might even get him a whore, if he's up for it. Kids need simple fucking choices. When did the world go so insane!