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Major Cunt

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  1. So Epstein ended up on remand then? Well fuck me that's a suprise considering the company he kept and procured young girls for, cunts like that normally have a get outta jail free card. I know a little about the man only through his connection to Wild Bill Clinton and Prince Handy Andy though. I believe he was a Wall Street banker and was allegedly involved in insider trading, though given he's clearly a kike with a name like that I'm hardly surprised. Funny thing about Clinton is that people intimately connected to him and by proxy having dirt on him, seem to have an incredibly high rate of either suicide or bizarre accidents. Another strange Clinton fact surrounds his role as governor of Arkansas, during which time Mena airport was the main distribution hub of Colombian bugle entering the states. I'm sure he's completely innocent and never took a trip on Jeff's Lolita Express, I guess we're never gonna know, but funnily enough that's probably the whole point of topping him.
  2. Im quite surprised to hear this Roadie to be honest. I personally thought the whole "Spastic Eddie" thread was fucking hilarious and a return to the vintage Corner I'd heard about. Jesus H Christ this is an internet forum after all, I seriously doubt any cunts really gonna meet for a straightner, though Fender actually visiting the park and taking pictures was priceless. Come on Admin, lighten up FFS!
  3. Bollocks Jewdy. They don't like your sort at those types of gatherings, ex old bill that is. Know what I mean!
  4. I'm hardly gonna take lessons in humour from a fucking Yank now am I? That would be an oxymoron. Not to mention being told what I should find amusing or not. Then again you cunts are always trying to the tell the world what to do. Testosterone levels are certainly not an issue either old son, I'm back in the gym again and starting a new cycle of Testolone as we speak. Besides with all the GM shit and hormones that are thrown in your country's grub, you should probably take some yourself. Though it explains your fellow countrymen's general stupidity and the perpetration of mass shootings.
  5. It's all fucking wrong Eric. So somehow coz I was born a white Englishman I must feel guilty over slavery, well I fucking don't. Last time I checked I never owned any slaves and neither did any living family members. This is all going to far. Science and history has proven that Caucasian males are the big dogs on the block. Fuck the feminists, queers, Peacefulls, Zionists, and left wing apologist cunts!
  6. Who gives a fuck Salty, I certainly don't. It's his life he ain't hurting anyone.
  7. So Tommy gets out on bail pending a hearing at the Court of Appeal resulting in a 13 month sentence, he'll do half of that then, and possibly get the couple of months he originally served, knocked of to boot. There's a couple of bones of contention in this whole sorry saga for me. Firstly, he didn't actually break any law to begin with, he only reported on the verdicts involving a bunch of sex-case Mohammed's. Secondly, the establishments constant hypocrisy in the pursuit of this fella, only solidifies his followers beliefs of persecution. What really gets on my fucking tits though is the no expense spared and every possible resource used to imprison him. It seems to me that cases are being dropped by the CPS like fucking hot potatoes, especially when they involved noncing Peacefulls. The only icing on the cake for the right wing and possibly the right leaning folk, is the establishment turning him into a martyr. Though obviously the old bill getting a good hiding gets the thumbs up in anyone's language.
  8. It's a shithole of the highest order Eric as you rightly pointed out, talk about fucking depressing. It just popped into my head as an apt location for Jewdy's residence. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually hails from there, the flat-cap wearing cunt!
  9. I believe that's called formal wear at the Kilburn IRA fundraisers.
  10. Only if there's scaffolding round his Thamesmead tower block.
  11. Coming from a cunt who's sole contribution to humanity was asking fare dodgers for dough on the GWR. I'll leave you with that thought. Wanker!
  12. People in glass houses Spacker Bilk. I don't take lessons in intellect from Johnny Adair loving Ulsterman.
  13. Or maybe I'm stoned right now and this ain't literary corner K.B. Get a fucking grip mate!
  14. You do genuinely make me laugh Jewdy. In my short tenure here you're the punter with the most running gags attributed to them. Where to start hey, Fat, Jewish, part time queer bar employee, mobility scooter owner, bedsit dweller, takeaway aficionado, ex copper and now taxi driver, have I missed anything? You asked me in another thread if I ever wrote for a lads mag in the 1980's, unfortunately not. I was a small child in that decade and was more concerned with watching He-Man, and thank Allah I never penned that letter to Sir James of Savile. Seems like I was born to late hey. Your perceived incredulity at almost any subject you wax lyrically on though is the real comedy gold. Keep it up and if you can't there's always Viagra!
  15. Sadly not Gypers, just French and a bit of a cunt.
  16. I see you're poking your syphilis ridden head above the Maginot Line again, how very French. I'll deal with you again in due course Monsieur.
  17. The closest that cunt ever got to magic was front row at a Paul Daniels show.
  18. Let's be Frank for one moment. Your under the illusion that you have some sort of cult like status on here and are somewhat untouchable. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but nine years at your time of life, could have really been spent more wisely. You've really made yourself look a cunt with the above statement you uttered with such pride. I never saw the old Frank i only heard rumours of the reverence he once commanded. Seems like you've been trading on past victory's for to long, like the old walrus awakening to late to the danger posed by the herd's young bucks. I guess all I'm trying to say is .... Fuck off Frank
  19. Withers I know you've given up on life and the chemotherapy is slowing stealing what little IQ you once had. You insufferable goose buggering cunt.
  20. You're sounding as stale as your birds spunk stained, leopard print, Primark blouse, after she took on all comers at the swingers club last night. Moaning like a whore on all fours, while Barry from Ilford deposited a load up her khyber pass. Wanker!
  21. Fuck off Spacker Bilk. Your above little diatribe smacks of the usual hypocrisy and idiocy which got you a spanking. Unfortunately you seem to be on a loop where you start giving it the big un and then take a self imposed exile, when you inevitably take another hiding. Some of those insults we're Majors own brand and others recycled. Though we all know you've never contributed anything fucking original full stop. Silly cunt!
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