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Major Cunt

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  1. Ok let's see these PM's then? I'd rather fuck an aids ridden goat than converse with you. You fucking idiot!
  2. Change the fucking record Billy, Let's look at the facts here. You got a spanking and you ain't got the minerals to suck it up and move on. Sadly you thought a leaderboard place was proof none of the stalwarts or newbies, could see through your veneer of predictability and idiocy. Attacking me just makes you look even more of a cunt than you already are, if that's possible. You've now been relegated to the vauxhall conference of the corner, forming an axis of idiocy with Pen. Tragic but hey ho.
  3. Like when your carers put your calipers on.
  4. Only if you're Duke of Kent Salty. Though thanks for the heads up!
  5. Or possibly his king skins, allegedly they were originally marketed for truckers.
  6. Every cunt born after 1995 seems to be afflicted with the disease of fagotishness. Not that I give a shit, it just leaves more fruit on the trees to be picked. By that I mean females they want a bloke really, not some soppy cunt.
  7. I'm not gonna disagree, this nom has all the elements to get K.B and the Brixton based rabbi wetter than Rose West in Holloway's shower block. If you pay close attention to the news footage, it I'll be odds on you spot a small framed alcoholic Ulsterman, and an obese fella waving a union jack from a mobility scooter, screaming. "oh Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy Robinson" I actually agree with Tommy, he's been brave enough to put his head above the parapet and get his message out there. Nobody else has managed to get the media exposure he has in relation to grooming gangs, and the islamification of this Christian country. You don't wanna live by our laws and morals then fuck off to Saudi Arabia.
  8. No, but I've witnessed you pollute the corner with more shit than a buffalo, on an hourly basis.
  9. Fuck me that's rich coming from the personality vacuum known as K.B who took an overdue spanking. I bet you spent all day thinking that up you fucking div, nevermind though you've now got an equally poor spastic to swap crayon's with. I do hope your African carers lock you in the cupboard again tomorrow.
  10. Do you really wanna do this Pen? Let's be honest for a moment, every time you've tried to mix it with the Major, I've given you more cunting combinations than a safe. You're fucking terrible at this and I wish you a quick and painful death. Fuck off!
  11. Pen you're the most pathetic commentator on here by a country mile absolutely fucking dreadful. I've blocked you as you know and I must admit I'm enjoying it. You utterly insufferable cunt.
  12. I've come across some mackerels during my short tenure but this cunt takes the pwaan cwacker Eric.
  13. How's your arsehole son? I hear those Paddy priests are hung like Shergar!
  14. He's a fucking idiot, hopefully the boy's introduce the cunt to a black and decker before he passes his genetics on.
  15. Enjoy the ban coming your way treacle. Cunt 😘
  16. Oh dear treacle, epically rattled! I don't have to make you look a cunt you're doing great as it is. Cunt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  17. I'd wager the cunts been here before and that he got set about, and then fucked off.
  18. Oh dear treacle you're getting all worked up! Cunt 😂😂😂😂
  19. I'd imagine your special uncle did a lot of that.
  20. Fuck me up you having a laugh. I'm guessing you're a septic or possibly an Englishman, however you're definitely missing a chromosome or two. I can picture you now. You're a small man of slight frame you dreamed of being a fighter pilot, however your poor vision betrayed you. Your NHS Ronnie Kray specs and inability to perform a press up ruled you out of the RAF. Let's also not forget your borderline retard IQ they laughed you out the recruiting office. You settled on working at the local pork pie factory attaining a line supervisor position in 15 years. Occasionally they let you drive the van for deliveries, here you feel alive with your driving gloves on imagining it's a euro fighter. Close ain't I cunt.
  21. The only thing that pleases me about you is knowing that you'll soon succumb to old age.
  22. Fuck off Withers, you poultry penetrating collaborator. I'll kick the shit out of you again in good time.
  23. Listen up you fucking mong. You're all over this site at the moment like a George at Asda suit on a hunchback. In fact I'd wager that your own George whistle is hanging in a suit carrier. You're not funny, you're a fucking idiot, I've seen your ilk join and get buried before. Keep driving nails in your coffin, you thick Jimmy Savile loving cunt.
  24. Do you think tickets for this event inside a Jacamo catalogue could elicit thanks?
  25. Or 2 litres of spunk to accompany it in your case.
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