Major Cunt

Hull of all places too. A desolate shitehole which you'd honestly have to visit in person to believe. It looks like the pages described in a Charles Dickens novel except their now all clad in 'Sports Directs' finest. The working girls with teeth like a witch doctors necklace out of their nuts on heroin and spice, as opposed to opium. A once once thriving fishing port fucked by the EU. Forced to sell their trawlers for a penance and a generation shafted. I'm hoping Boris says no, and tells the swarthy over quota fishing Johnny foreigners to watch out for Navy frigates... Maybe there's a way back for these places!

Just heard there's "a log jam" at a British port due to the chinks. So not being content with sending us shite that would offend Del Trotter's lock-up. There now sending us faeces... I was only half listening to be fair.

I can't see JohnnyFantasyPants sticking his head above the parapet any time soon. To come across like a total fucking idiot is one thing, but to plagiarise a previous thread verbatim is something else. I had my money on Dyslexic being taken out by Christmas, but he's actually turned it around and proved he's not stealing too much oxygen. Despite defending Mike 'Rip Their Tights' Tyson. Though not his rape conviction.

What the fuck else were you expecting, Bill. Harry's obviously in a medium security psychiatric unit and permitted a mobile. His cell walls are probably covered in more shit than Bobby Sands's blanket.

Stool softeners, or more fibre in your diet. Unfortunately it comes with age, Franco, but taking it up the arse less might help... No need to thank me, obviously.

Can you source me any of those Gaddafi gifted pistols? I'm not short of sterling, and if Merkel gets her way you might need it...

Mr's C should be more concerned with dispensing the evening medication from your labeled box. Don't worry about Frank as he's had more comebacks than Sinatra. He's merely playing the sympathy card for the thousandth time...

He's had it about five times since I've been here. At least Withers doesn't moan about glowing florescent. In fact it probably aids in finding a goose in the winter months. Franco, nobody fucking cares. You're like the 50 year old hipster who cried wolf. I sincerely hope it's terminal... Wanker.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but apparently train/tube drivers receive such a healthy salary due to the amount of suicides they will encounter. Not bad really for sitting on your arse and operating a lever. I'm gonna email Bob Crow. I could do with a cushdy number. Could you possibly save me some body temperature urine as I'm likely to melt the specimen pot...

I'm not fucking Bob Crow, but thanks for the update. This conversation was about sixteen years ago...

I blocked it, but in the spirit of good will to all men/trannys at Christmas I relented. It was probably the concoction of my brothers 7.5% cider, xanax, and a few lines of bugle. Not the shit gear Stickers shovels up crumbling septum either.

I believe that's actually a fact, well it used to be. I used to drink with a tube driver who'd had 2 jumpers under his wheels. The geezer was absolutely traumatised by the incidents, and his chosen medication was double brandy's and diazepam. He actually said to me one more suicide and I'm pensioned off... @Dawn Chorus would probably know more.

It's sheer envy, Dec's. You've gotta remember Pen's greatest contribution to humanity was catching fair dodgers on the Great Western Line. Most rail staff with even a modicum of ambition transfer to a guard, and then pursue their goal as a train driver. Earning 40k a year while sitting on their fat arses completely isolated, then slowly drifting into morose alcoholism after a few platform jumpers hit the windscreen. It sounds like a dream to me, but Unfortunately I'd never pass their stringent urine tests...

It was meant to be 40, but your extracurricular activities in the gents affected the contract...

I read the aforementioned thread and almost shed a tear. Nuggets of cunting gold and some serious old Corner style insults. This thread has spaghetti legs copping it from several parties. To quote the anarexic arse-bandit. Marvelous...

At a push, yes 😁. However the far right is on the rise all over Europe (not a bad thing, imo) you'd be inundated with orders from Poles, Krauts, Austrians, Norwegians, Belgians etc. I think it's a winner mate.

I know you're quite a practical man when it comes to dealing with mechanics ect. If you can design a working Swastika ninja star in time for Christmas. Then your days of breaking pissed up chavs arms on a Saturday night could be over, but I've a feeling you enjoy the work too much...

Just tried to add Quincy to this sterling line up, but it appears the clip-on tie wearing deviants been deleted. Open wide...

Empty words, Francois. Now if this was the Frank Kleftiko of 2015 he might have a quake in his boots, but it's not, is it? I've yet to see you claim a single scalp this year. I fear excalibur is lost...

You above all should know what a "Greasy Weasel" Frank is, Spot. I'd imagine it's quite apparent at any 'CC' board meeting...

I had my suspicions when I first joined based on some of his lexicon. He tried his best to come across as a dearstalker clad pipe smoking gent, but I remember a thread where he revealed his location as near Niagra Falls. I'd imagine he was once middle management for Chrysler, and picture him looking like a dishevelled Chevy Chase. Longing for white picket fences and a way off the trailer park. An American Frank of sorts...

Spot on. I couldn't have made that post more Wizz authored if I'd tried. Another cunt that's disappeared who used to make me chuckle. His hatred of Punkers, Frank and Roops. His most endearing quality though was pretending he wasn't a septic.

He was a fan of the old slam door rolling stock. Where the privacy of the first class compartments ensured many a random back-scuttling encounter.

Semantics, Franco. Considering your post to like ratio has gone down quicker than the General Belgrano. I'd suggest you cobble together one of those much hyped videos and start entertaining again... Your days of living off past glories are wearing thinner than your hairline.

Franco, is the position of the fist in your avatar a desperate attempt to hide a cleft palette?