Major Cunt

Yawn. Do you even know who Fabio Ochoa is? You're a one trick fucking pony Frank who's on his way out. You don't even receive likes anymore, bar Pen, lol. You're also incredibly fucking dense. Is there some learning difficulty we should all know about? You come unstuck every time we do battle, and come off looking like even more of a cunt than the feeble remark that caused it. Stick to bullshiting about your yacht and other such bollocks. Total idiot

Am I right in assuming that you are one of those on total lockdown and have nothing else to do other than to trawl the internet for this sort of shit .. couldn't you just go outside for an hour or two and get infected by Covid19. Pen, have you ever considered following your own advice? You should as the above post is the most sense you've ever posted. Unfortunately the irony of your best contribution is lost on you. Priceless.

You've appointed yourself as the Cartels Fabio Ochoa. I never got the email.

Not really mate. She just helps launder the proceeds through her contacts in high finance. I've said to much already....

Welcome to the Corner, Trucking. You've been one of the only current crop of newbies to make me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing, and cause a few spackers a meltdown, and there maybe an invite to join the Cartel. Jewdy will no doubt accuse me of licking your arse, but he's a strange man obsessed with that act. I'd imagine it's probably got something to do with his wheelchair in that area.

Don't forget trainers and tracksuits, Eric. Dalston's High Road is gonna look like a fucking Jimmy Savile convention next week. The only difference being Cuban cigars replaced with skunk joints.

I'll take from this post the following points. I detect a frustrated working mans club comedian, who received on average 10 empty Toby Jugs aimed at your head as an applause in 76. Finds a perfect ruse to insert a quite disturbing story. It follows a Crimewatch like reconstruction which is clearly arousing you. I'd wager you clearly model yourself too much on Dennis Neilson, and present a clear danger to rent-boys. Add the obligatory mediocre micro penis jibe, and it's a full house. Listen you came here giving it Charlie Big Spuds, and we cunted you off. It's now a case of whether you're gonna be like a 1000 other cunts who fold and fuck off, or grow a fucking pair and man up. Dickhead.

When either myself or @judgetwi finally get our hands on you will find out! I don't fancy your chances though, we're South Londoners not wankers from Barnet.

Along with the Gypsy, if I was forced to make a bet....

It is a bit, yes. However there's no need for a trip to Switzerland anymore. You can buy the gear they use off the web and go diy. Especially when your on a budget like Francois. I was reading an article on it earlier. Shame really, being such a beautiful country. I certainly feel cutting out the middleman is a fools errand in this instance.

Good. I noticed old Roops let that Greek cunt out the cooler again, in a vein attempt to put the cat amongst the pigeons. It's not quite working out though. The dickhead still hasn't made a nom, and is utterly shite. What's a man to do Withers? Personally, I think the kindest thing at the moment would be a booking at Dignitus.

Considering your well publicised battle with Bulimia. I've a feeling you're wrong, again.

Don't think so mate. It's not one of the better known ryming slang, though.

I'm a Rastafarian, Jewdz. So I'm just rolling a fat zoot, I don't take anything prescription wise from the Babylon unless necessary. Well apart from the odd Xanax or Valium. I'll bear that in mind however, Jewdz. Thanks. I've been winding up some of the Wall boys I know regarding Charlton's new owners. 🎵 We're in the money 🎵 Back where we belong as a mid table premiership club. Problem with the Wall is, well there's more than a few, but no Arab or Cossack is stupid enough to buy that pile of shit for a few rubles, or camels. Know what I mean...

Thanks, Frank. High praise indeed. Anyway, when the fuck are you gonna up your game? Even Judge is making you look a cunt. Not difficult, granted, but amusing nonetheless.

You get a like based purely on the Sidney Cooke reference. It's nice to see there's still a bit of quality cunting now and again. I think he's still alive too. The filthy cunt must be about 90 odd. Unfortunately society denies the victims families the justice of old Sid receiving a jug of boiling water and sugar, or a good slashing. Yes, he gets to live with his own sort protected, where they swap stories about raping children no doubt. Mind you one of his gang a nonce nicknamed Catweasel got stabbed to death in some high security nick. So there's hope.

That's a plan and a fucking half, Killer. Especially the elephant based multiple rocket launcher. We could be onto something here. How about a wild boar equipped with mini mi machine guns each side, ridden by pygmy forest dwellers. What's your thoughts on this Eric? I've a feeling this is right up your street.

My, my you're a touchy soul, ain't you? A word of advice my pedigree chum - cunts who come on here giving it the Barry McGuigan* don't last too long. I know more about cunting than a fucking gynaecologist. So wind your neck in dickhead. * Barry McGuigan = the bigun

It's not often you and I agree, but on this rare occasion you're absolutely right.

Shafernacker sounds like a brand of pretzel, or an act performed by someone living an alternative lifestyle. Think Punker's.

Remember that cunt who used to jump about a floating polystyrene map of the UK? It was on one of those shit This Morning type shows. I'm pretty sure he got done for noncing recently. The filthy beast of a cunt!

Sorry General Gyppo, but I can't have a serious discussion about hypothetical wars with a Richard*, despite your rank. * Richard the III = bird

Obviously we'd be sending em a few hundred odd tomahawks and the Ruskies equivalent. Not forgetting a navel bombardment. The Chinks and the Afghans two very different animals. The latter we trained and live in the fucking stone age, in a vast mountainous land like Swiss cheese. When they're not kicking the shit out of foreign invaders, they're kicking the shit out of each other. Good luck to em I say. Just don't come over here with that old bollocks. I'll have Judge out on Frank's dinghy with a harpoon off Faversham.

I'd like to see an international force including the Ruskies and NATO launch a ground invasion of China. Strictly a conventional war no nukes, and put the yellow cunts in their place.

Indeed, RK. That WW2 wonga was mainly due to them producing arms for us and the other allies. Now that's good business. The only change in the game now is what contracts can they get to rebuild what they fucking destroyed in the first place. Along with training the new military and looting natural resources. If that fails, then they just print more money.