Major Cunt

I never knew brass houses were synonymous with Tetley. You live and you learn, eh, Bill.

So he's a cross between Michael Palin and Liberace with a learning difficulties.

Marvelous. I remember that cunt he was always half cut on wine. As for Melinda I'd definitely let her suck me off.

A spot on character assessment of this bloated wanker who's in top position on the Majors irritating cooking cunts section. If he made the kids healthy but tasty food then I'd say fair play. Apparently there's a lot of food poverty in this country which is sad but Oliver's still a prize cunt.

I dunno. Everybody here plays a character with their own legend to a degree. I'm not saying the emaciated wanker hasn't got a few quid, but it don't bring happiness. As for him jet-setting the globe and driving Bentley's that's probably total bollocks. Sadly I missed his early career as the taverna plot was an excellent coup, don't you think. @judgetwi If he was my faithful dog I'd put it out of its misery with a handgun. But as you mention it I'd shoot Frank too. Firstly in each kneecap then sending his syrup* flying with a headshot as the coup de grace. *Syrup and fig = wig

He must have a thing for the middle ages as he imagines picking Roops chastity device and unbuttoning her wale bone corset.

Fuck off, you drunken fool!

Yeah? I'll install a special pressure plate package under your mobility scooters seat, packed with 1/2 kilo of plastic explosive peppered with nuts and bolts. You'll look like fucking Swiss cheese. Keyboard warrior cunt.

Fair enough. It was a good call Roops as I personally think he's either incredibly either sad, bitter or a total cunt. If he at least joined the meandering discourse he'd still be a cunt though, only slightly less.

What we're doing in the art of artificial intelligence is already very advanced. But the military being 10 years ahead already have an ai driven tank. So imagine what they've really got. In a research test two AI computers were linked as an experiment, only to eachother other as there was absolutely no possible internet connection. After a few days the machines invented their own language to communicate, and nobody knew how to read or decipher it. Cunts.

It most certainly was.

I don't want to go all David Icke here Eric, and potentially make myself look a Judge*. However, if you put the plot of the film into context, it does make sense. If we we're genuinely being used as human batteries by a race of self aware, artificial intelligence robots obviously we wouldn't know. It sounds bizarre to actually write the above sentence, but it seems that humanity is inherently doomed to fuck things right up. It wouldn't be too much of a push to suggest we're not the first civilization on this planet either. * Basically, a bit of a cunt.

Most sex workers are addicted to crack aswell as heroin, Punkers. For a man with the connections to the West African rent-boy scene as yourself, I'd expect you to know this.

Anything more than a handfuls a waste Roops, in my humble opinion. Anyway, are there any plans in place to release Kleftiko? I've heard you allude to the "release of more toxic characters in the future". Not that I'm asking for the cunts release. Sadly, he's become incredibly tedious and predictable. Like Jewdy, only sober.

A real life Uncle Albert haha.... Could you imagine the snowflakes if we did have another conventional war. Different breed of men back then. We would be royally fucked.

Something that should not be forgotten. My grandad fought his way off a beach the first time. The Luftwaffe diving in. Yeah I joke about Nazis but I've watched "world at war" , and it just makes me feel I'm glad evolution caught up. I mean come on. The height of cultured civilization behaving like that, Concentration camps ect. The krauts had some quality weaponry, but were fucked on their supposedly unbreakable codes.

I know mate, he aint gotta "Jew" , lol.

Can't make any promises regarding the wheelchair, Jewdz, as I'm a bit of a cunt and would puncture one, you're right.... However my four cannabis ruderalis plants on my balcony are enjoying this beautiful weather. They're an auto-flower and will be ready in 70 odd day's. It's strictly for personal use but I'm gonna bring you an eighth along as we're pals. You should come here more often in the morning as you're far less of a cunt sober! 😁

Well, would you at least be interested in some tickets for a West End show then, Jewdy?

You partially sighted or just a prat? Maybe both, but I'm inclined to think the latter.

I doff my hat to you, Bill. I'm in full agreement about sampling the goods, it would be like owning a ganja plantation and not having a joint. Besides, how is the owner to know if they can suck a cock properly. It seems both logical and prudent. Any chance of a CC discount?

I'd imagine you've said that many a time in the Pink Oboes toilets.

It's a God-awful strange affair With his skullcap and his curly hair Post of the fucking year! 😂😂😂😂

Excellent work Hardman. We've completely disarmed him without a shot being fired, lol.