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Major Cunt

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  1. Don't worry Gunter you're with like minded cunts on the Corner, and I'm sure you'll meet Jewdy in due course. I came to exactly the same conclusion regarding the cunts who frequent these poultry establishments. I've also noticed a few roma pikies and polaks congregating around them, to compliment the dune coons and spear chuckers. Hopefully turf wars will erupt around the purveying of crack and fried chicken, resulting in them wiping each other out. "I have a dream"
  2. Listen up you fucking septic cunt. You'll do well to watch your mouth and your fucking step on here considering this is British territory. To be honest I don't know why the fuck you're even tolerated? Painfully unfunny and typically hypocritical as only yanks can be. Unfortunately I'd wager you were the result of a condom breaking in your mother's trailer! Muggy cunt.
  3. I've just had a revelation that Henry Winkler might have been a nonce, his office was a toilet and he was 35 and hanging around with teenagers. Gordon Bennett indeed!
  4. True... however if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking it.
  5. Excuse me mam just one moment...crack!
  6. I dunno about that Roady...I'd say she just has far more time on her hands than any other punter...she's also just as old as Miss Marple and no doubt as unfuckable. I had blocked her but somehow her posts are visible today. I'm seriously thinking about unblocking her but that's probably the skunk and Indian Xanax talking!
  7. Thanks for that Miss Marple!
  8. It's a case of dropping a silent fart then holding your nose and pointing in another cunts direction.
  9. So Epstein ended up on remand then? Well fuck me that's a suprise considering the company he kept and procured young girls for, cunts like that normally have a get outta jail free card. I know a little about the man only through his connection to Wild Bill Clinton and Prince Handy Andy though. I believe he was a Wall Street banker and was allegedly involved in insider trading, though given he's clearly a kike with a name like that I'm hardly surprised. Funny thing about Clinton is that people intimately connected to him and by proxy having dirt on him, seem to have an incredibly high rate of either suicide or bizarre accidents. Another strange Clinton fact surrounds his role as governor of Arkansas, during which time Mena airport was the main distribution hub of Colombian bugle entering the states. I'm sure he's completely innocent and never took a trip on Jeff's Lolita Express, I guess we're never gonna know, but funnily enough that's probably the whole point of topping him.
  10. Im quite surprised to hear this Roadie to be honest. I personally thought the whole "Spastic Eddie" thread was fucking hilarious and a return to the vintage Corner I'd heard about. Jesus H Christ this is an internet forum after all, I seriously doubt any cunts really gonna meet for a straightner, though Fender actually visiting the park and taking pictures was priceless. Come on Admin, lighten up FFS!
  11. Bollocks Jewdy. They don't like your sort at those types of gatherings, ex old bill that is. Know what I mean!
  12. I'm hardly gonna take lessons in humour from a fucking Yank now am I? That would be an oxymoron. Not to mention being told what I should find amusing or not. Then again you cunts are always trying to the tell the world what to do. Testosterone levels are certainly not an issue either old son, I'm back in the gym again and starting a new cycle of Testolone as we speak. Besides with all the GM shit and hormones that are thrown in your country's grub, you should probably take some yourself. Though it explains your fellow countrymen's general stupidity and the perpetration of mass shootings.
  13. It's all fucking wrong Eric. So somehow coz I was born a white Englishman I must feel guilty over slavery, well I fucking don't. Last time I checked I never owned any slaves and neither did any living family members. This is all going to far. Science and history has proven that Caucasian males are the big dogs on the block. Fuck the feminists, queers, Peacefulls, Zionists, and left wing apologist cunts!
  14. Who gives a fuck Salty, I certainly don't. It's his life he ain't hurting anyone.
  15. So Tommy gets out on bail pending a hearing at the Court of Appeal resulting in a 13 month sentence, he'll do half of that then, and possibly get the couple of months he originally served, knocked of to boot. There's a couple of bones of contention in this whole sorry saga for me. Firstly, he didn't actually break any law to begin with, he only reported on the verdicts involving a bunch of sex-case Mohammed's. Secondly, the establishments constant hypocrisy in the pursuit of this fella, only solidifies his followers beliefs of persecution. What really gets on my fucking tits though is the no expense spared and every possible resource used to imprison him. It seems to me that cases are being dropped by the CPS like fucking hot potatoes, especially when they involved noncing Peacefulls. The only icing on the cake for the right wing and possibly the right leaning folk, is the establishment turning him into a martyr. Though obviously the old bill getting a good hiding gets the thumbs up in anyone's language.
  16. It's a shithole of the highest order Eric as you rightly pointed out, talk about fucking depressing. It just popped into my head as an apt location for Jewdy's residence. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually hails from there, the flat-cap wearing cunt!
  17. I believe that's called formal wear at the Kilburn IRA fundraisers.
  18. Only if there's scaffolding round his Thamesmead tower block.
  19. Coming from a cunt who's sole contribution to humanity was asking fare dodgers for dough on the GWR. I'll leave you with that thought. Wanker!
  20. People in glass houses Spacker Bilk. I don't take lessons in intellect from Johnny Adair loving Ulsterman.
  21. Or maybe I'm stoned right now and this ain't literary corner K.B. Get a fucking grip mate!
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