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Neil

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  1. I'm looking but i'm fucked if I can see anything that may have the name Brittney
  2. You're missing the point,a scouser that can spell....they'll make him fucking mayor when he gets back.
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    Emile Cilliers

    He should have just whacked her over the head instead of trying to let her down gently .
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    Michael Moore

    He wasn't a patch on his brother ,couldn't defend to save his fucking life the cunt
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    Lily Allen

    I see this vacuous cunt is up to her tricks again.|If youre gonna get your tits out then stop fucking whinging when they get photographed and put all over the web/papers,It's what you wanted to achieve after all.The upskirt pic with your gash on view was no fucking accident either you fucking slapper,having said that if you could see your way to letting me spaff on those tits and munch on your axe wound that'd be dandy.
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    Naga Munchetty

    I know this cunt has been on some other nom recently but she deserves to be nommed in her own right.Her voice is the most annoying monotone,boring fucking hum I've heard for some time.Nigel Mansell and Andy Murray take some beating but this jug eared lezzer lookalike grates my fucking gears massively. Apparently she's quite good at golf(mind you,women's golf is equivalent to a spacker trying to play sport) so maybe she could team up with Punkers and create a matching pair of tedious cunts.
  7. Or me?.......either way me thinks Billiam's been on the sauce
  8. Own up......which one of you cunts has been taking pictures through my front window?
  9. I've kept those cunts going for years.
  10. Punkers always goes for the tight brown instead of the easy pink.
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    Emile Cilliers

    Two attempts to get rid of the old hag he married and failed miserably both times,What a useless fucking slaphead,deserves all of the full length that Big Leroy is currently serving him in stir.
  12. What about Bedknobs & Broomsticks?,an old couple in bed with a couple of minors,It's the bit where Marple asks the boy to twist the knob.....I nearly kicked the fucking screen in, the dirty paedo cunts.
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    Shit in our food.

    She'd count as 1 of my 5 a day
  14. Is there any chance you could come round my house and check my faulty hot water cylinder,It's in the upstairs airing cupboard.Thanks.
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    Cambridge

    I'm waiting for the cunts to suggest a rainbow coloured poppy to show solidarity for the bent ones,they don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwairing.
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    Pret a Murder

    It's the dairy of a madman!
  17. What an amazing imagination you must have,I imagine your search engine history is probably worse than mine.
  18. These cunts need training,some 'oh woe is me ' twat recently blubbed to a camera "I've tried to kill myself 9 times"......well, fucking try harder you waste of space.We get one fucking go at this and if some cunt wants to bring themselves and everyone around them down then just do everyone a favour and perfect it first time.I highly recommend a station platform,quick and painless.cunts
  19. I hope the cunt gets cancer for real.
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    Shit in our food.

    Beaver has always tasted good to me
  21. People pretending they've got cancer?.Sounds like some cunt on here.
  22. I think everyone is missing the point here.If there were no fucking poofs or dykes none of this would have happened.Cunts
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    Dr What!

    Er indoors insisted on watching this today,first scene,mixed race couple with black son,2nd scene woman copper,3rd scene woman train driver............she's now paused it to make tea(good girl) but I'm a little wary of what box will be ticked next.A dalek with lippy on?, Cybermen skipping down the street singing shanties about ramming double dildo's up each other.Probably a rag headed Medusa waiting in the wings to destroy the planet,never fear,Doctor Who will probably come to the rescue,lets hope its not rag week.
  24. I'd like to bake the cunt for 2 hours gas mark 6
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