Eddie

If I get time, I spent last night in an introduction agency, no air con and very sweaty bollocks flicking through a laminated book of photos. Tonight I am meeting 3 young Thai women desperate enough to marry me. I have already sent a pm to Neil and King Billy , they are heading out tomorrow.

Well obvs, but a Salt and pepper bun? He was a ginger with a cock like a snowman’s nose, a weak 3/10 at best.

Just don’t put it all the way in Baws…

I thought it was a man!

Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper? https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k

Withers you French worm, I’m staying at the slate in Phucket, roops isn’t taking to me, the swimming pools are too warm and I battled 12 hours in economy to get here. I think this is the end for me, goodbye old friend.

Pile of shit, like farming from the cheap seats, two years since your last nomination and this is how you return?

Rather they deported the rapists and pedos recently converted to Christianity

Golf and culture club on one thread! These are a few of my favourite things. Add patsy palmer to the mix and I’m all in.

Shut your stupid fucking gob, he is the greatest golfer ever, do you play?

Stand down Frank, tigers on the course.

It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car.

Lennie, I mean Harvey dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan'" and being able to tend to rabbits….

https://ibb.co/MCxX46K

Fuck off Eric you Dopey fucking doorman, watch and learn

A White Russian, or a Black Russian or come to think of it any coloured Russian with a cock.

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me.

I do have this large blackhead.

Back on topic, as a hairless weasel of a gimp have you scoured the Wellness industry for a ccccccuuurrre?

As an old lonely poof my I suggest https://ibb.co/VNbszx0

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank.

Get an avatar, smelly old bastard

Ne-ne-ne, ne-ne-ne, none of them, none of them, none of them

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