CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 I know the ol Bear is not topical at the moment but as he's not been nominated I thought this stupid wank stain deserved a crack. Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and shit to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course fucking meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 He is a fucking prize prick and no mistake. What a load of old fucking tosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 I'd rather bite my own toenails than watch this juvenile bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 I'd rather bite my own toenails than watch this juvenile bullshit.....and make them into a shelter ? or a crocodile trap ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Last Saturday I was intending to go walking on Dartmoor but terminated the walk upon noticing that my companion was wearing Bear Grylls branded outdoor clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Did your clueless chum say he quits as well? As he felt uncomfortable that your Ray Mears-inspired walk had Scoutmasterish intentions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Did your clueless chum say he quits as well? As he felt uncomfortable that your Ray Mears-inspired walk had Scoutmasterish intentions? The walk was inspired by Billy Graham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PANZER MURPHY Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 On 16/08/2014 at 16:16, CCArchive said: I know the ol Bear is not topical at the moment but as he's not been nominated I thought this stupid wank stain deserved a crack. Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and shit to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course fucking meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive cunt. This is what CC should be about..not about which poster has the gay Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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