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I was cycling in the park this evening being harassed by off the leash dogs and uncontrolled brats, the bane of my cycling life, when i heard a load of shouting and swearing up ahead. I pushed on the pedals hoping it was some dog owner having his throat ripped out by his ickle lickle doggie woggie. When i got there it was two dog owners, one male and one female, trying to separate their pooches who were humping away like...........well, like dogs. They were struggling like fuck and blaming each others' "dirty bastard" dogs. Finally they managed to get their leads on them and dragged them away looking all red faced and embarrassed like it was them who had been caught fucking in the middle of the park. No doubt a cunt of a situation for them but one of the funniest things i have seen for yonks. Keep them on a lead you fucking wankers!

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