Guest Keith Lard Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Alright then, as I'm sick of getting banned from conventions for false allegations of sexual assault I decided to start my own convention. I'm saving up all my benefit money for this project and I want you guys to contribute as well. An autistic fellow I know had produced this advertisement so that's step one done. Jazz, do you want to make more advertisements for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 This is called dilettantism, Bronsky-Keith calls it Interdisciplinary research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Keith, you cockjuggling thundercunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 I don't remember seeing that avatar over your right shoulder, the one with the black pineapple on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Keith, you cockjuggling thundercunt!Fucking hell I just laughed so hard my teeth flew across the room! Thing is they aren't even false. There's one for the Alfie Noakes Northern Dictionary, thesaurus and Almanac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Keith I am starting a fund for your rehabilitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Keith I am starting a fund for your rehabilitation.Be easier to raise the titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Fucking hell I just laughed so hard my teeth flew across the room! Thing is they aren't even false. There's one for the Alfie Noakes Northern Dictionary, thesaurus and Almanac. I'd love to take the credit for it, but it's from "Blade - Trinity". Shit film, brilliant line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 I watched that Westgate programme the other day. What a farrago. What a mondeo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 A pretty good effort but can I suggest that you invite Dave Lee Travesty as a guest speaker to your convention as apparently he is also a victim of false allegations of sexual assault. Poor bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Featuring the first in line of our celebrity guests for Bronskicon 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 All very stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Points for effort, bronski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I'll come if I can wear my Texas Pete outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was on 4chan recently trawling through the remnants of the fappening and I chanced upon the perfect partner for Keith. Phew, what a scorcher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Haaaa, now THAT is what you call a chick, and the kind that all of us would like to take home to show our parents, but surely 'Baws... it 'IS' Keith? Or at the very least it could be. I was deliberately careful to avoid specifying a gender. It could quite easily be pre-op, or post-op, but it's not like Keith can afford to be fussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was on 4chan recently trawling through the remnants of the fappening and I chanced upon the perfect partner for Keith. Phew, what a scorcher! Fuck off! I'm far too good for that munter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Fuck off! I'm far too good for that munter. I am rather appalled, Bronski! For a lad that has yet to experience a woman's touch to any part of his over-sized body, I would think you'd start with any old tart willing to spread her thighs for you. Every bloke has a shag in his memory he isn't proud of, but bad sex is better than none at all, is it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Here is me with Jazz, Frank, and Lady P at the Cunts Corner Brony Meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Simpleton. You fucking what mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Be easier to raise the titanic. or pay off the national debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 I'm sorry to disappoint you Broneyo, but that isn't me at all. It's obviously one of your sicko's with my avatar pasted over its head. It's funny though Jazz. Bet you had a sneeky laugh, go on, admit you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Bronski, I think you should be ready for Frank's unpleasant reprisal. He won't tolerate being a blue haired, dickless girl with her hand on your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Bronski, I think you should be ready for Frank's unpleasant reprisal. He won't tolerate being a blue haired, dickless girl with her hand on your arse. Sums him up quite well really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Sums him up quite well really! I have a feeling Bronski is safe now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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