Guest deebom Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Fucking yogurt. Posh cunts love it, twats love it, everyfuckingbody loves yogurt. Going around with it's 'cultures' and shit, thinking it's alive. Cunts adding Adding moosley, fruit and even fucking chocolate type things to it, as if that makes it any better. It's not alive, it's fucking rancid milk you cunts. Fuck yogurt. I spelt the title wrong. See what a cunt yogurt is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I spelt the title wrong. See what a cunt yogurt is. That's how yogurt really should be spelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Its fucking spelled Yoghurt in Britain you cunts ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I dislike it. I dont fucking care how it's spelled, even if that makes me look a cunt. I am a cunt. A cunt who cant spell yogurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Only a cunt would cunt yoghurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I like yogurt on my cereal for breakfast and not adverse to a bit of that frozen stuff either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I like yogurt on my cereal for breakfast and not adverse to a bit of that frozen stuff either. Yoghurt ! Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I wonder if it's possible to buy "yogurt" in an aluminum container? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I used to go out with a bird with great big tits who would let me suck stuff off of them - fuck all to do with Yoghurt - just thought I'd say like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 YOGURT yogurt YOGURT hee hee hee Yogurt for me breakie and YOGURT for me tea. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I wonder if it's possible to buy "yogurt" in an aluminum container? And you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The natural YOGURT (are you reading Jct) No - I'm in the fucking huff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Plain bio-live yoghurt, ease the symptoms of thrush This site gets more medical by the minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Never had a drink on Saturday, just ate 6 yoghurts instead - I was completely mullered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Plain bio-live yoghurt, ease the symptoms of thrush This site gets more medical by the minute. Condoms work just as well, or even asking her to give her yeast-cake a good scrub up pre-shag. Marmite's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I had to eat YOGHURT with solid parts in it once. Fucking awful, but was told that this was the real thing. I never went back for more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 I had to eat YOGHURT with solid parts in it once. Fucking awful, but was told that this was the real thing. I never went back for more. What do you mean "solid parts" ? And who made you do this Kendo ? And why put "yoghurt" in capitals ? If these other cunts want to spell it any old fucking way they like then let them. Don't highlight their fucking idiocy it just annoys them. And me. I'm sick with anger about the whole thing. Time for my brain medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 What do you mean "solid parts" ? And who made you do this Kendo ? And why put "yoghurt" in capitals ? If these other cunts want to spell it any old fucking way they like then let them. Don't highlight their fucking idiocy it just annoys them. And me. I'm sick with anger about the whole thing. Time for my brain medicine. Fucking solid parts. Big hard disgusting parts. Told me it was fucking Turkish YoGhUrT. Low quality if you ask me. Can't remember her name but she was into Birkenstocks, white tea, and into natural conception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Sounds to me like she's deceived you. It was probably her twin brother's refrigerated semen. Was his name Keith, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 If it's alive, then we can kill it. Die, die, die you bastard yoghurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Can you afford 'yogurt' on benefits? Good grief, where's your carer you spacktarded hamster muffler? Does she know you're on the net again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I prefer jelly with fruit in it, it's in the yogurt section - I am like SKI - no thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sounds to me like she's deceived you. It was probably her twin brother's refrigerated semen. Was his name Keith, by any chance? I told her to go fuck herself fwith an all-natural-soy based-free range-vegan granola bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I prefer jelly with fruit in it, it's in the yogurt section - I am like SKI - no thank you. I hate fruity drinks and fruity desserts. As a matter of fact, fuck fruit and fuck yogurt while I’m at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Fucking yogurt. Posh cunts love it, twats love it, everyfuckingbody loves yogurt. Going around with it's 'cultures' and shit, thinking it's alive. Cunts adding Adding moosley, fruit and even fucking chocolate type things to it, as if that makes it any better. It's not alive, it's fucking rancid milk you cunts. Fuck yogurt. I spelt the title wrong. See what a cunt yogurt is. No. You spelt it the way some twats say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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