Guest Keith Lard Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 So last weekend I had attended a local Doctor Who convention, who promised a mystery special guest. Things were going good for me in that day as I brought merchandise, took some photos, and managed to talk to some cosplayers there without getting into trouble. Then I had a pasty they were serving up at the venue’s canteen. It was so good that I decided to have another pasty, and then another one, and so forth. After my thirty-first pasty I started to feel ill and in need to vomit somewhere, but I don’t want to miss the panel featuring the special guests. Then I came across a nearby Dalek so I ran up towards it, open its head, and vomit in it. The convention volunteers began to shout at me as the mystery guest was in the Dalek for the panel. Then who popped out of the Dalek was Sylvester McCoy covered in my vomit. I asked him for my autograph, but instead he punch me in my jowls. Then the security escorted me out, telling my I’m banned from all sci-fi conventions in the UK. First comic book and anime conventions and now sci-fi conventions. Is there any fucking convention I wouldn’t be banned from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm chairman of MerCon, a gathering of people who like to dress up like mermaids. You are invited to join and show off your aquatic abilities. A mermaid beauty pageant is another highlight of the convention that features contestants laying in the floor doing their best to look as mermaid-y as possible. I think you would make a wonderful mermaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm chairman of MerCon, a gathering of people who like to dress up like mermaids. YYou are invited to join and show off your aquatic abilities. As long as there are women dressed up as Little Mermaid characters, I'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Go and shit in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 You'll pass as a little mermaid, no worries. I'll have a sure feeling for such things. Be part of the mermaid beauty pageant and join some 800 little mermaids in the swimming pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Cant seem to get banned from CC though can you? Better post though Keith. McCoy was my least favourite doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 So last weekend I had attended a local Doctor Who convention, who promised a mystery special guest. Things were going good for me in that day as I brought merchandise, took some photos, and managed to talk to some cosplayers there without getting into trouble. Then I had a pasty they were serving up at the venue’s canteen. It was so good that I decided to have another pasty, and then another one, and so forth. After my thirty-first pasty I started to feel ill and in need to vomit somewhere, but I don’t want to miss the panel featuring the special guests. Then I came across a nearby Dalek so I ran up towards it, open its head, and vomit in it. The convention volunteers began to shout at me as the mystery guest was in the Dalek for the panel. Then who popped out of the Dalek was Sylvester McCoy covered in my vomit. I asked him for my autograph, but instead he punch me in my jowls. Then the security escorted me out, telling my I’m banned from all sci-fi conventions in the UK. First comic book and anime conventions and now sci-fi conventions. Is there any fucking convention I wouldn’t be banned from? This is all fucking lies. You were banned as you tried to mount the daleks death ray in order to insert it into your well worn prolapsed arsehole. You done this in the mistaken belief that their catchphrase is actually "exsperminate". Now jump in your portaloo, the turdis and fuck off to another dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Don't tell us, Bronski. You fell over and got your cock stuck in Tom Baker's arse by complete accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moi Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Am sure being the big fat pile of afterbirth that he is bronykeith is no stranger to being banned/rejected/ spit on / chased by little kids poking him with sharp sticks ................. So last weekend I had attended a local Doctor Who convention, who promised a mystery special guest. Things were going good for me in that day as I brought merchandise, took some photos, and managed to talk to some cosplayers there without getting into trouble. Then I had a pasty they were serving up at the venue’s canteen. It was so good that I decided to have another pasty, and then another one, and so forth. After my thirty-first pasty I started to feel ill and in need to vomit somewhere, but I don’t want to miss the panel featuring the special guests. Then I came across a nearby Dalek so I ran up towards it, open its head, and vomit in it. The convention volunteers began to shout at me as the mystery guest was in the Dalek for the panel. Then who popped out of the Dalek was Sylvester McCoy covered in my vomit. I asked him for my autograph, but instead he punch me in my jowls. Then the security escorted me out, telling my I’m banned from all sci-fi conventions in the UK. First comic book and anime conventions and now sci-fi conventions. Is there any fucking convention I wouldn’t be banned from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Fuck what a cyberman would think if he attempted to assimilate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Could be a new doctor who villan 'The Cunt' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Cant seem to get banned from CC though can you? Better post though Keith. McCoy was my least favourite doctor. Sylvester McCoy not Captain Kirk's medic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 So last weekend I had attended a local Doctor Who convention, who promised a mystery special guest. Things were going good for me in that day as I brought merchandise, took some photos, and managed to talk to some cosplayers there without getting into trouble. Then I had a pasty they were serving up at the venue’s canteen. It was so good that I decided to have another pasty, and then another one, and so forth. After my thirty-first pasty I started to feel ill and in need to vomit somewhere, but I don’t want to miss the panel featuring the special guests. Then I came across a nearby Dalek so I ran up towards it, open its head, and vomit in it. The convention volunteers began to shout at me as the mystery guest was in the Dalek for the panel. Then who popped out of the Dalek was Sylvester McCoy covered in my vomit. I asked him for my autograph, but instead he punch me in my jowls. Then the security escorted me out, telling my I’m banned from all sci-fi conventions in the UK. First comic book and anime conventions and now sci-fi conventions. Is there any fucking convention I wouldn’t be banned from? A Jimmy Savile convention, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 So last weekend I had attended a local Doctor Who convention, who promised a mystery special guest. Things were going good for me in that day as I brought merchandise, took some photos, and managed to talk to some cosplayers there without getting into trouble. Then I had a pasty they were serving up at the venue’s canteen. It was so good that I decided to have another pasty, and then another one, and so forth. After my thirty-first pasty I started to feel ill and in need to vomit somewhere, but I don’t want to miss the panel featuring the special guests. Then I came across a nearby Dalek so I ran up towards it, open its head, and vomit in it. The convention volunteers began to shout at me as the mystery guest was in the Dalek for the panel. Then who popped out of the Dalek was Sylvester McCoy covered in my vomit. I asked him for my autograph, but instead he punch me in my jowls. Then the security escorted me out, telling my I’m banned from all sci-fi conventions in the UK. First comic book and anime conventions and now sci-fi conventions. Is there any fucking convention I wouldn’t be banned from? Silvester McCoy needed vomiting on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 This is all fucking lies. You were banned as you tried to mount the daleks death ray in order to insert it into your well worn prolapsed arsehole. You done this in the mistaken belief that their catchphrase is actually "exsperminate". Now jump in your portaloo, the turdis and fuck off to another dimension. I used to know one of the female companions who had a photo done naked with one of the daleks back in the late 60s. She lives near me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 katy_dalek.jpg Gwa! Fucking rate that Gypo! your looking fit there luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 So last weekend I had attended a local Doctor Who convention, who promised a mystery special guest. Things were going good for me in that day as I brought merchandise, took some photos, and managed to talk to some cosplayers there without getting into trouble. Then I had a pasty they were serving up at the venue’s canteen. It was so good that I decided to have another pasty, and then another one, and so forth. After my thirty-first pasty I started to feel ill and in need to vomit somewhere, but I don’t want to miss the panel featuring the special guests. Then I came across a nearby Dalek so I ran up towards it, open its head, and vomit in it. The convention volunteers began to shout at me as the mystery guest was in the Dalek for the panel. Then who popped out of the Dalek was Sylvester McCoy covered in my vomit. I asked him for my autograph, but instead he punch me in my jowls. Then the security escorted me out, telling my I’m banned from all sci-fi conventions in the UK. First comic book and anime conventions and now sci-fi conventions. Is there any fucking convention I wouldn’t be banned from? I think you would be a star if you kept to the gay, tranny, crossdressing cocksucker conventions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 We nicknamed my wife's gynaecologist Dr Who as whenever he made her drop em and spread, the poor cunt got a glimpse of ancient history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 We nicknamed my wife's gynaecologist Dr Who as whenever he made her drop em and spread, the poor cunt got a glimpse of ancient history. Mrs Grumps asked how it looked, the doctor said "Ok, ok, ok, ok..." She had to ask why he said it four times, doc said he didn't. I'll grab my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 I used to know one of the female companions who had a photo done naked with one of the daleks back in the late 60s. She lives near me POIDH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 ^^ Blimey!!! I take it back, very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Any type of sci-fi convention is to be treated with extreme suspicion. Check the freezers of these people for bodies immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 katy_dalek.jpg IN-SEM-IN-ATE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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