Guest Keith Lard Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Last night I been to a Halloween party hosted at one of my neighbour’s house as my mom made me go there instead of trick-or-treating like I originally wanted to do. I was in my Frodo Baggins costume and spend most of my time in the corner, drinking punch, and watching some girls at the party scene as I was too chicken-shit to walk up to them. Then one of my mates invited me over to a game of spin-the-bottle and as half the people playing this game are girls I decided to join in. Halfway through the game the bottle was pointed at me and then some fit blonde who dressed up in her slutty cat-girl costume. I was to, according to the rules of the game, to make out with this girl in the closet. However, my mates insisted that I wear a blindfold for my turn so after I put a blindfold over my eyes I was locked in the closet and I felt someone near me. As I assumed this was the blonde I laid her down and started fucking her. Then I heard a car parked outside, someone coming into the house, and shouting at everyone. Apparently it was the father of the party host and wanted everyone to leave, but I couldn’t give a fuck as I was too busy enjoying myself with that girl. Then the father opened the closest and with the living room’s light shined through it was revealed that I was making out with a RealDoll which belonged to the host’s father. Everyone started to laugh at and took photos of me half naked with my penis in the RealDoll’s vagina and the father dragged me out the closet, beat me up, and kicked me out the house. I have to walk home last night as a half-naked hobbit with semen dripping off my penis. What a cunt! Halloween wasn't as good as it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Keith I believe the only conclusion is that you are still a virgin then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Groundhog day,change the tape Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 The reference to "one of my mates" quickly revealed this post to be yet another load of fictitious bollocks Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Lay off keith you cunts. Its the old cupboard/sex doll story, we've all been there. Errm, haven't we? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Last night I been to a Halloween party hosted at one of my neighbour’s house as my mom made me go there instead of trick-or-treating like I originally wanted to do. I was in my Frodo Baggins costume and spend most of my time in the corner, drinking punch, and watching some girls at the party scene as I was too chicken-shit to walk up to them. Then one of my mates invited me over to a game of spin-the-bottle and as half the people playing this game are girls I decided to join in. Halfway through the game the bottle was pointed at me and then some fit blonde who dressed up in her slutty cat-girl costume. I was to, according to the rules of the game, to make out with this girl in the closet. However, my mates insisted that I wear a blindfold for my turn so after I put a blindfold over my eyes I was locked in the closet and I felt someone near me. As I assumed this was the blonde I laid her down and started fucking her. Then I heard a car parked outside, someone coming into the house, and shouting at everyone. Apparently it was the father of the party host and wanted everyone to leave, but I couldn’t give a fuck as I was too busy enjoying myself with that girl. Then the father opened the closest and with the living room’s light shined through it was revealed that I was making out with a RealDoll which belonged to the host’s father. Everyone started to laugh at and took photos of me half naked with my penis in the RealDoll’s vagina and the father dragged me out the closet, beat me up, and kicked me out the house. I have to walk home last night as a half-naked hobbit with semen dripping off my penis. What a cunt! Halloween wasn't as good as it used to be. I suspect Bronski took one or two creative embellishments on his story. A more likely scenario would have our Keith, alone in his room, suspicously quiet with the door locked, weeping that he wasn't invited. So his step-mum called the host and bribed them to invite the sad little tosser. Once he was there, he sat in the corner picking his nose, and smelling of freshly filled nappies and piss. He wasn't playing spin the bottle, rather dodge them, as the other guests took turns hurling empty glass bottles at his head. Having said all that, it is easy enough to believe that the hosts father would kick fuck out of him for being in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Last night I been to a Halloween party hosted at one of my neighbour’s house as my mom made me go there instead of trick-or-treating like I originally wanted to do. I was in my Frodo Baggins costume and spend most of my time in the corner, drinking punch, and watching some girls at the party scene as I was too chicken-shit to walk up to them. Then one of my mates invited me over to a game of spin-the-bottle and as half the people playing this game are girls I decided to join in. Halfway through the game the bottle was pointed at me and then some fit blonde who dressed up in her slutty cat-girl costume. I was to, according to the rules of the game, to make out with this girl in the closet. However, my mates insisted that I wear a blindfold for my turn so after I put a blindfold over my eyes I was locked in the closet and I felt someone near me. As I assumed this was the blonde I laid her down and started fucking her. Then I heard a car parked outside, someone coming into the house, and shouting at everyone. Apparently it was the father of the party host and wanted everyone to leave, but I couldn’t give a fuck as I was too busy enjoying myself with that girl. Then the father opened the closest and with the living room’s light shined through it was revealed that I was making out with a RealDoll which belonged to the host’s father. Everyone started to laugh at and took photos of me half naked with my penis in the RealDoll’s vagina and the father dragged me out the closet, beat me up, and kicked me out the house. I have to walk home last night as a half-naked hobbit with semen dripping off my penis. What a cunt! Halloween wasn't as good as it used to be. What a complete load of bollocks you sad cunt get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 You know what Keef? Exactly the same thing happened to me - and on the same night. Uncanny, that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I heared the same thing happened to someone once, somewhere, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, but the doll was a real human, the twist was that it was his own sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I heared the same thing happened to someone once, somewhere, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, but the doll was a real human, the twist was that it was his own sister! Slightly closer to home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I seem to recall Frodo Baggings was a hobbit or in layman's terms a fucking midget, you being of slightly more bulbous proportions I would assume you have even less chance of wearing that costume than Andy Fordham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Keef's stories - not as good as they used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Not going to sit through another near death nom by Keith. He's just too dedicated to his craft. The good news is I've found a place to hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I suppose this story will be repeated in a few weeks time,just changing the word Halloween for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Last night I been to a Halloween party hosted at one of my neighbour’s house as my mom made me go there instead of trick-or-treating like I originally wanted to do. I was in my Frodo Baggins costume and spend most of my time in the corner, drinking punch, and watching some girls at the party scene as I was too chicken-shit to walk up to them. Then one of my mates invited me over to a game of spin-the-bottle and as half the people playing this game are girls I decided to join in. Halfway through the game the bottle was pointed at me and then some fit blonde who dressed up in her slutty cat-girl costume. I was to, according to the rules of the game, to make out with this girl in the closet. However, my mates insisted that I wear a blindfold for my turn so after I put a blindfold over my eyes I was locked in the closet and I felt someone near me. As I assumed this was the blonde I laid her down and started fucking her. Then I heard a car parked outside, someone coming into the house, and shouting at everyone. Apparently it was the father of the party host and wanted everyone to leave, but I couldn’t give a fuck as I was too busy enjoying myself with that girl. Then the father opened the closest and with the living room’s light shined through it was revealed that I was making out with a RealDoll which belonged to the host’s father. Everyone started to laugh at and took photos of me half naked with my penis in the RealDoll’s vagina and the father dragged me out the closet, beat me up, and kicked me out the house. I have to walk home last night as a half-naked hobbit with semen dripping off my penis. What a cunt! Halloween wasn't as good as it used to be. Real Doll - in your dreams Keef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 The fat cunt's got Bonfire night next.We can only hope he's the fucking guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Most cunts, if given the amount the shit and vitriol that fat man has got (and rightly so) for his shit noms would simply just quit or chuck a tantrum and walk away calling us all cunts. Fat man is either very, very persistent and incredibly thick skinned, or just a brain dead cunt who thinks we like him and hes funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Most cunts, if given the amount the shit and vitriol that fat man has got (and rightly so) for his shit noms would simply just quit or chuck a tantrum and walk away calling us all cunts. Fat man is either very, very persistent and incredibly thick skinned, or just a brain dead cunt who thinks we like him and hes funny. There is one more possibility. He is a troll who has more identities than Jazz has groans about them, and thrives on the attention and responses, be they good, bad or ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Nobody here... we are all at least 5 hours ahead of you. Go to sleep woman. Plot= LOST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Mr KC Man = Woman Mister Jizzmeister= complete mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Case = Solved LMAO, I don't know what your on about. Have you been drinking? What mysterious case have you solved tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 LMAO, I don't know what your on about. Have you been drinking? What mysterious case have you solved tonight? I'm not sure I like his tone, kunty... Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 LMAO, I don't know what your on about. Have you been drinking? What mysterious case have you solved tonight? I think jazz might be hinting that he believes you to be one of wads multiple id's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 I think jazz might be hinting that he believes you to be one of wads multiple id's. It's not really for you to question the Clouseau, Scotty. He knows I'm ProfB... no one else had the fucking insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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