Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 These cunts will grind and grate on your last fucking nerve with their indecisiveness and neurotic fuckwittery about the prospect of making a choice and sticking to it. Ever see one trying to decide on the automatic transmission with the power moon roof, or the manual with the premier sound system and turbo charged motor? Or the tusker trying to decide on which case of frozen pizza to buy, only to see them grab both? Greenhouse tomatoes, or all organic? Fuck help you if you get behind one in the queue, and they are arguing about whether or not to get the fish fingers or fucking fillets because the voucher is only good for one of them. These cunts should be forbidden from wasting oxygen and interfering with the human race. My missus and I were doing our shopping and overheard a couple of disgusting heifers talking about how they would go to the gym then out to the all you can eat chinese buffet. The stretchy material that confined what can only be described as a gelatinous blob of flesh, was tested to its limits, and these two are going to the buffet. How many children will starve before bed around the world with them out for a graze? I have absolutely zero patience with them, and believe they should be roasted over a raging fire set in their council house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Every town in the UK should have a 'Council Sniper'. Armed with a Barret 50mm, and phosphorous grenade launchers, they should be in different places 7 nights a week disposing of everything with a BMI of plus 26. Also included, anything with a tattoo or bodypiercing, charvers, foreigners, asbo holders, anyone working for the BBC or the labour and/or liberal parties, drunks, anything seen with a mobile phone, pram, push chair or general bratabelia transporter, council house rent book, benefit claimant or unemployed, mentally 'challenged', picking their nose or with a pulse after midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Vampire paedophiles should be OK, though, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Yes exactly, they like spiders clean the place up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 This nom is total bollocks. Or is it? No its not. Its good. Or is it? No it is bollocks. No its good. Oooooh I keep changing my mind. Got headache now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 This nom is total bollocks. Or is it? No its not. Its good. Or is it? No it is bollocks. No its good. Oooooh I keep changing my mind. Got headache now. Cuntcrapper, that Barret 50, if you please! Got the first target spotted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 This pile of shit is just another pop at fat bastards. The simple mind pondering the simple target. A fucking cretin with nothing to say but can't shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 My mother in law was an annoying cunt. Took hours to make up her mind then everything she bought she picked fault with and returned it. She got herself banned from one shop. Daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 This pile of shit is just another pop at fat bastards. The simple mind pondering the simple target. A fucking cretin with nothing to say but can't shut the fuck up. No, you steaming pit of liquified swine excrement, it's about all cunts that are unable to make a decision; unable to choose between options and accept what may come. Much like you, they lack anything remotely resembling a spinal column to hold them upright. Were it not for the fact Earth is only a few stone heavier than you to keep you in place, you would simply stream away. We would all be lucky as fuck if you would! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 This pile of shit is just another pop at fat bastards. The simple mind pondering the simple target. A fucking cretin with nothing to say but can't shut the fuck up. Anyone would think you were a football loving arse bandit that is both fat and black the way you keep moaning about them being slagged off. I very much doubt your black though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Anyone would think you were a football loving arse bandit that is both fat and black the way you keep moaning about them being slagged off. I very much doubt your black though. No... But I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 No, you steaming pit of liquified swine excrement, it's about all cunts that are unable to make a decision; unable to choose between options and accept what may come. Much like you, they lack anything remotely resembling a spinal column to hold them upright. Were it not for the fact Earth is only a few stone heavier than you to keep you in place, you would simply stream away. We would all be lucky as fuck if you would! Its known as slurry round these parts Kunta although I must say I prefer your descriptive term. Them single track roads are often lathered in it and its a right cunt for splashing up your alloys when you put your foot down. Unfortunately I'm gonna be thinking about twit every time I go out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 No... But I am. Extraordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I was stood behind some prick at a Morrison's check-out an hour ago who was going to pay with cash, but changed his mind to pay by card. And then his card didn't work - as I fucking knew it wouldn't - he farted about for another half minute before realising he had only entered three digits of his pin. Giving up, he eventually paid by cash. The cunt. So, to enter in to the spirit of things, if I hadn't been a cunt and changed my mind about which lane to get in, I would never have been stuck behind the cunt in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 No, you steaming pit of liquified swine excrement, it's about all cunts that are unable to make a decision; unable to choose between options and accept what may come. Much like you, they lack anything remotely resembling a spinal column to hold them upright. Were it not for the fact Earth is only a few stone heavier than you to keep you in place, you would simply stream away. We would all be lucky as fuck if you would! Are you familiar with the concept of self-parody Mr. Pinhead. I would suggest you look it up in the dictionary but i know you have never touched a book other than, possibly, an abridged version of the works of de Sade or some less well known pornographer. Perhaps you could google it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Are you familiar with the concept of self-parody Mr. Pinhead. I would suggest you look it up in the dictionary but i know you have never touched a book other than, possibly, an abridged version of the works of de Sade or some less well known pornographer. Perhaps you could google it? You're such an old misery jewdy. I thought you'd passed that flaming torch on to Londo? He's done so well whilst you've been away for your op. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 You're such an old misery jewdy. I thought you'd passed that flaming torch on to Londo? He's done so well whilst you've been away for your op. Once a moaning old cunt,always a moaning old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Are you familiar with the concept of self-parody Mr. Pinhead. I would suggest you look it up in the dictionary but i know you have never touched a book other than, possibly, an abridged version of the works of de Sade or some less well known pornographer. Perhaps you could google it? Get fucked you miserable old buzzard's arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 It's the fucking idiots who start up a conversation with the cashier who makes my piss freeze. They've paid but stand there talking about their daughter getting a new hose for the garden. Who fucking cares? The cashier don't that's for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 I think judge needs more sex and not a relationship, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 It's the fucking idiots who start up a conversation with the cashier who makes my piss freeze. They've paid but stand there talking about their daughter getting a new hose for the garden. Who fucking cares? The cashier don't that's for sure Does that happen to you regularly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Does that happen to you regularly? The hose story is true. Not often but it has happened particularly in the mini mart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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