Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 This girl I spent the night with makes these strange noises when excited. A few minutes of this would be bearable but her noises become higher and higher pitched and extremely loud, she just won't stop. She literally sounds like a dolphin at feeding time at the Brighton Aquarium and in turn, it makes me break out in uncontrollable laughter, otherwise her moaning would drive me crazy - literally. I was thinking of wearing my i-pod to bed, but she probably would notice the wires. I think I might exchange her in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Maybe dolphin noises have to do with the delayed female evolution? Not sure why they even need to have an orgasm. After all many women have children without ever having an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 This girl I spent the night with makes these strange noises when excited. A few minutes of this would be bearable but her noises become higher and higher pitched and extremely loud, she just won't stop. She literally sounds like a dolphin at feeding time at the Brighton Aquarium and in turn, it makes me break out in uncontrollable laughter, otherwise her moaning would drive me crazy - literally. I was thinking of wearing my i-pod to bed, but she probably would notice the wires. I think I might exchange her in a week. Sorry I thought those noises turned you on? I'll be quiet from now on then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Sorry I thought those noises turned you on? I'll be quiet from now on then! Can we have sex more often please? You could scream as you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Can we have sex more often please? You could scream as you please. You haven't paid me for the last session yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 You haven't paid me for the last session yet. I don't pay, I give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Donate? My sides are fucking aching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 I don't pay, I give. Yeah I know: fucking quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Yeah I know: fucking quick! Not before I have you wanting to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 I don't pay, I give. The gift that keeps on giving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 This girl I spent the night with makes these strange noises when excited. A few minutes of this would be bearable but her noises become higher and higher pitched and extremely loud, she just won't stop. She literally sounds like a dolphin at feeding time at the Brighton Aquarium and in turn, it makes me break out in uncontrollable laughter, otherwise her moaning would drive me crazy - literally. I was thinking of wearing my i-pod to bed, but she probably would notice the wires. I think I might exchange her in a week.We havent had dolphins at the Aquarium for a really long time, since 1990, you must be as old as me? I remember them well though. I helped the campaign to stop the noble highly intelligent animals from being used there to "entertain" humans. Missy and Silver the last two performing dolphins were released into the Caribbean in 1991. You could always try the snooker ball choker gimp mask, if she wont wear it, you can with ear plugs hidden underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 There once was an old cunt called judge, Who tried packing Londo's fudge, but Londo surmised judge was not circumcised, and that's why his cock wouldn't budge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 There once was an old cunt called judge, Who tried packing Londo's fudge, but Londo surmisedjudge was not circumcised, and that's why his cock wouldn't budge. Very good, but the second line would have flowed better had you said "londonm's fudge". Just sayin'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 There once was a racist called rat Who was really a boring old twat But people surmised He was really not bright And that's why his posts were so shite that's the spirit Londo! Just think, even if you give just half as good as you get; it'll still be brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 that's the spirit Londo! Just think, even if you give just half as good as you get; it'll still be brilliant. Careful now! Any man capable of such callous disregard of the rhyming patterns of a limerick is capable of pretty much anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Careful now! Any man capable of such callous disregard of the rhyming patterns of a limerick is capable of pretty much anything. I didn't want to hurt his feelings re. his (non limerick) limerick CB, but now you've gone and spoilt it. Imagine if this was about someone going for a world record for a long line of snot? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 We havent had dolphins at the Aquarium for a really long time, since 1990, you must be as old as me? I remember them well though. I helped the campaign to stop the noble highly intelligent animals from being used there to "entertain" humans. Missy and Silver the last two performing dolphins were released into the Caribbean in 1991. You could always try the snooker ball choker gimp mask, if she wont wear it, you can with ear plugs hidden underneath. But you have got Caroline Lucas you luck chaps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 But you have got Caroline Lucas you luck chaps... She is the reason (green council) why I left Brighton and moved along the coast a bit. It has been said before, they have ruined the city. Saving the dolphins was not motivated by being a hippy or green, of which I am neither, more that I could see the wrong in any performing animals, circuses or dolphinaria etc are an appalling way to treat obviously sentient creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 This is hardly a comparison, or can Lucas leap through hoops to catch a pilchard in mid-air? If it helped her promote her green agenda then she would try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 "Ca ca ca ca ca ca ca" What's that you said flipper - that cunt Kenny wants to have sex with you? "Ca ca ca ca ca ca ca" and you would be up for it except his constant laughing and whale music is putting you off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Wasn't aware bestiality was possible with a dolphin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 She literally sounds like a dolphin at feeding time at the Brighton Aquarium Is it a series of clicks and whistles ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Have you seen the film "Splash" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Wasn't aware bestiality was possible with a dolphin. Apparently, Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Apparently, Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. It's nice to know that someone out there has an interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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