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The Circle of Life


Cuntybaws

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Galalala galalala etc. I'm concerned you've got Sky Mr. Baws. Isn't it all Carling, American cop programmes and football fetish? And as you say, zillions of adverts you're sort of paying for.

Living in a distant enclave I have to keep in touch with the mother ship somehow. There's always the BBC World Service, I suppose, but their affirmative action staffing policy is a bit over the top for my taste. If I want to see a shitload of dusky maidens dressed a decade or two behind the times I can always just look out the window.

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And now the fuckinlovely, jingle bell xmas is a coming, great family fun, the human race love each other, regurgitated theme spumebowl gunk from fucking Coke to M & S, via Iceland and all their great fatarsed yummymummy chav tarts. Lets say thanks to all the cunts who didn't make it and cake up the screen with their brand of insincerity and huckstering - HMV, Woolworths, Peacock's, Pumpkin Patch, Barratts, Past Times, Allied Carpets, Acquascutum, Allders, Game etc etc et fucking cetra. Lets hope Tesco get taken over by Sainsbury and provide the extras for next years Sainsbury ad about Belsen.

 

Good luck Aldi and Lidl, Silent night, Holy night sponsored by MutterMerkel productions c/o SS Bldg Berlin.

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And now the fuckinlovely, jingle bell xmas is a coming, great family fun, the human race love each other, regurgitated theme spumebowl gunk from fucking Coke to M & S, via Iceland and all their great fatarsed yummymummy chav tarts. Lets say thanks to all the cunts who didn't make it and cake up the screen with their brand of insincerity and huckstering - HMV, Woolworths, Peacock's, Pumpkin Patch, Barratts, Past Times, Allied Carpets, Acquascutum, Allders, Game etc etc et fucking cetra. Lets hope Tesco get taken over by Sainsbury and provide the extras for next years Sainsbury ad about Belsen.
 

Good luck Aldi and Lidl, Silent night, Holy night sponsored by MutterMerkel productions c/o SS Bldg Berlin.

Record a like here from me too you old cunt.
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Record a like here from me too you old cunt.

Grumpy, thank you, all this fucking two faced insincere garbage trot out earlier every year and then along comes Mr dead Peaches, with his foetid bag of pisspipes again. I hate Xmas and all it's two faced acidic hypocrisy.

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The average ad break on Sky now looks something like this:

 

 - Payday loan

 - Cash for gold

 - Bingo

 - Online gambling

 - Suicide hotline

 - No win – no fee law firm

 

It's the circle of life. Fucking pond life.

 

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You forgot the washing powder add, CB. Wouldn't want the bastards in their coffins without clean underwear.

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Guest Alfie Noakes

Its all the bloody adverts that have snow in them. The last time I remember having snow at Christmas was about 1970. And no fucking cocaine comments please!


Yes but it was so much purer and stronger back them.
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