Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 This local social network looked promising. Thought it would be a great way of people connecting within local areas and chatting, sharing information etc (okay, I'm a bit of a sad nerd).... but it's populated with Little England types who crow on endlessly about immigration and cyclists, whilst thinking it's okay to justify their 24/7 online attendance to being a martyr to their bad backs, "can't leave the house, too depressed/too anxious", Chronic Fatigue Syndromed, skiving, benefit claiming, "paid into the system all my life", Jeremy Kyle contestant impersonating, large typeface book reading, piss smelling, Lidl aisle perusing, Christmas tree up in November, more grandkids than brain cells, Pringle smelling fingered CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 "it's populated with Little England types who crow on endlessly about immigration and cyclists" - nods in agreement... "justify their 24/7 online attendance" - nods in agreement... " too depressed/too anxious" - nods in agreement... "skiving, benefit claiming" - nods in agreement... "Pringle smelling fingered CUNTS" - hey, WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, this is US! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Hey, Pookie. Do I know you? Of course we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Agreed. It has its uses, but the wankers on Facebook etc who wanted to tell me about their bus trip to work, or their new baby has shat itself again have all been deleted. Generally it should be used to catch up with recently divorced large breasted women who you went to school or Uni with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I recognize you by the fearsome sharpness of your sword, I recognize you by the gleam (in your eyes), With which you rapidly survey the Earth. From the sacred bones of the Hellenes arisen, And valiant again as you once were, hail, o hail liberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Frank, sings this fluently, in Greek. There's no stoppin' the Cretans from hoppin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 AGGGH! Smashes fucking keyboa Fancy not being able to use the quote you spastic. I know everything and I'll tell you what everything's about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 I can't believe I'm having a row with someone on Streetlife, I mean, the cunt LITERALLY knows where I live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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