Guest Keith Lard Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Because where am I going to spread my nutella on? My dick? You want me to perform fellatio on myself? I would have got some bitch to do that. Quote
Guest deebom Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Fuck me brony, they are a pair of cunts. Are they more cunty than you though? Lets see what the rest of the forum think. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Fuck me brony, they are a pair of cunts. Are they more cunty than you though? Lets see what the rest of the forum think. No keith is in a far deeper league of deviancy and strange weirdness. Quote
Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Poor fucking Dog, it'll get flattenned one day. I saw a plumpster waddling with it's fatling brats today on the beach. Fucking biting wind etc, so much blubber though the fat bastards are insulated from exposure and regretfully death. They should be reported as 'Traffic Hazards' they're so fucking wide! Quote
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Can a member of the site's cognoscenti explain exactly what BronyKeith is? Other than being judge's bitch that is. Quote
Guest Keith Lard Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Can a member of the site's cognoscenti explain exactly what BronyKeith is? Other than being judge's bitch that is. Hey, Judge is my bitch! Quote
scotty Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Poor fucking Dog, it'll get flattenned one day. I saw a plumpster waddling with it's fatling brats today on the beach. Fucking biting wind etc, so much blubber though the fat bastards are insulated from exposure and regretfully death. They should be reported as 'Traffic Hazards' they're so fucking wide! Very true. Fat fuckers like that oughtn't to be allowed to own small dogs. That poor Chihuahua will wind up suffocated in one of their arse cracks. Quote
Guest ducunti Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Because where am I going to spread my nutella on? My dick? You want me to perform fellatio on myself? I would have got some bitch to do that. Your fucking chin has doubled in size on this one. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Because where am I going to spread my nutella on? My dick? You want me to perform fellatio on myself? I would have got some bitch to do that. Bronski, if you could AFFORD to get "some bitch to do that," you would have by now. Also, if you had even a remote chance with Judge, it would have happened by now. You should focus your attention on Jizz. He's one that will bend over for you, or you him. Either way, a match made in poofter heaven. Quote
Guest ducunti Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 How the fuck did that cunt end up looking like that? That would be due to a distinct lack of dignity and self respect, or in short a cunt. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 How the fuck did that cunt end up looking like that? That would be due to a distinct lack of dignity and self respect, or in short a cunt. Don't forget a complete lack of will power and the mobility to get up and walk away from the table. Quote
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 Cunt looks like Michael Moore to me. Perhaps he's been bowling for pies? Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 I think the cunt swills gravy like he would a super sized drink from maccy D's. Quote
scotty Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 With those stubby little flippers where his arms ought to be, I'm guessing thalidomide. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 5, 2014 Report Posted December 5, 2014 With those stubby little flippers where his arms ought to be, I'm guessing thalidomide. With the clubbing of the fingers, the excess girth around the throat (the entire fuckingbody), the fluid retention, and trans fats in the hair, I'd say a major cardiac event waiting to fucking happen. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 Don't forget a complete lack of will power and the mobility to get up and walk away from the table. Fat bastards don't make it to the table, they just stick their head in the fridge and stay there til it's empty. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 Fat bastards don't make it to the table, they just stick their head in the fridge and stay there til it's empty. Their belly becomes their table. They look like a fucking sea otter cracking open an abalone whilst floating on their backs. Quote
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 Because where am I going to spread my nutella on? My dick? You want me to perform fellatio on myself? I would have got some bitch to do that. Cogent ramblings of a lone fat aesthetic. Quote
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 Because where am I going to spread my nutella on? My dick? You want me to perform fellatio on myself? I would have got some bitch to do that. Cogent ramblings of a lone fat aesthetic. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2014 Report Posted December 6, 2014 Their belly becomes their table. They look like a fucking sea otter cracking open an abalone whilst floating on their backs. I've heard they get sores in the folds of their skin. Quote
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