Question - do we have a pet on the corner? We are certainly friendly - sort of.

[Guest]

Surely it should be called Clit as its cunts corner?

OPPs NOT Yass but Alfie & I his love hat - has named the corner Pet as Clit.

[Guest]

Clit Richards?

[Guest Keith Lard]

My mom wouldn't allow me to have pets after what I did to the chinchilla I used to have.

[Guest]

My mom wouldn't allow me to have pets after what I did to the chinchilla I used to have.

 

Nice willy warmer.

[Guest cuntcrapper]

The drivel is strong in this nom.

 

The lunatic is in the hall...

[Guest]

Failing that, I propose a 'Big Electric cat' subject to Prof's acceptance. ZZZzzz. Enough.

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[cuntspotter]

Proper, stick to what you know. Acid reflux combined and a pimply dick is keeping me up at night. What do you recommend?

Amputation.

[Guest]

If you are looking for a companion pet, ProfB is free to a good home. Please respond ASAP.

 

 

Noo, I love our cute C-corner pet - Yass has named him Clit, so - I love Clit.

 

Oh yes. Everybody needs a pet sheep, helps with the mowing. Usually the fat family cow won't be up for it.

[Guest]

Soo mean & anyway Alfie named the corner pet CLIT.

 

I am now thinking, what would this little chap like for Xmas?

 

I think he's a reptile, soo he will be veggie, soo this cute fellow can expect a bag of yummy bay leaves from ProfB - I will kiss each one, so 'CLIT' feels loved & all warm & cosy this Christmas.

 

I have so much love to give CLIT - I want to kiss him on the lips - despite his decaying teeth - too many sweeties CLIT.

[Guest]

Prof, give NHS 24 a ring, tell them all about it dear.

They'll send around two blokes in white suits and a net to help you out.

SHUT YOUR TRAP BIG EARS.