Question - do we have a pet on the corner? We are certainly friendly - sort of.

[Guest]

Does the corner have any resident pets or a gold fish?

 

Do we have a dog that needs to go walkies.

 

A rescue gerbil?

 

Mrs Roops will have adopted a budgie or something because she has an heart of gold,

[Guest]

Do we have a parrot?

[Cuntybaws]

[Guest]

fuckin puff

[Cuntybaws]

H. R. Pufnstuf

[Guest]

I like this little fellow - I think he might be singing a Kylie toon?

[Guest]

Or maybe he has the shits

[Cuntybaws]

I like this little fellow - I think he might be singing a Kylie toon?

Yes, he's a cute little freak of nature. We could take him for draggies.

[Guest]

Can we choose a name for our corner pet?

 

He has movie star good looks...

 

Yass is good at naming babies..

[Guest]

Look. I named the last one, and nobody gave me any credit.
More besides, "Spot" never forgave me.

Prick

[Ape™️]

The drivel is strong in this nom.

[Guest ducunti]

No.

[Guest deebom]

A pet in cyberspace? I would suggest a worm of some sort.

[Guest]

Look. I named the last one, and nobody gave me any credit.
More besides, "Spot" never forgave me.

We will this time - you are good re names. Spotto was out of order, but he's ignored me for no reason. He's weird - away with the fairies...

 

do you have any idea if it is male or female? Yass if you refuse to name our corner baby then I will... you have 48 hours to name our new pet.

 

What happened to the last one you named? As the corner doesn't have a resident pet - yet.

[Guest]

A pet in cyberspace? I would suggest a worm of some sort.

LOOK WE ARE NAMING A BABY PET & ALL YOU CAN DO IS POST SHITE.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Surely it should be called Clit as its cunts corner?

[cuntspotter]

We will this time - you are good re names. Spotto was out of order, but he's ignored me for no reason. He's weird - away with the fairies...
 
do you have any idea if it is male or female? Yass if you refuse to name our corner baby then I will... you have 48 hours to name our new pet.
 
What happened to the last one you named? As the corner doesn't have a resident pet - yet.

I refute this in its entirety.... Except the bit about being weird .... Sort of... I blame my vegetarianism.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Frank is my pet and he's showing me around his boat and taking me for a cruise at christmas

[Guest judgetwi]

Does the corner have any resident pets or a gold fish?

 

Do we have a dog that needs to go walkies.

 

A rescue gerbil?

 

Mrs Roops will have adopted a budgie or something because she has an heart of gold,

As you have nothing to say is it possible you could shut your fucking cakehole?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Hello Judgiepoos (or poohs)!

[Guest]

Frank is my pet and he's showing me around his boat and taking me for a cruise at christmas

Ne me quitte pas.

[Guest]

I think I might be on the wrong thread, but fuck it anyway.
What is the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
Clint Eastwood will make your day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

Proper, stick to what you know. Acid reflux combined and a pimply dick is keeping me up at night. What do you recommend?

[Guest deebom]

LOOK WE ARE NAMING A BABY PET & ALL YOU CAN DO IS POST SHITE.

See that there prof? That's called 'projection' It's when you 'project' or see your own quirks and failures onto others. It's quite common.

The corner doesnt need another pet, it's already got one attention seeking little center of attention. It's called ProfB.

[Guest]

If you are looking for a companion pet, ProfB is free to a good home. Please respond ASAP.

[Guest]

If you are looking for a companion pet, ProfB is free to a good home. Please respond ASAP.

Noo, I love our cute C-corner pet - Yass has named him Clit, so - I love Clit.