Guest JackoTC Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Luckily, I was in the Boys Brigade. No one touched my tadger. Never learned how to start a fire with sticks though, so you win some you lose some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Cameron and Osborner would make quintissential scoutmasters, for all the wrong reasons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 fuck off Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I was in Army Cadets and we played murder ball. Poofery was frowned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 My Woggle was abused. MY SPADE HAS CHANGED COLOUR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I was in Boys Brigade too. MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I was in the Brownies once, until my restraining order put paid to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I was in Army Cadets and we played murder ball. Poofery was frowned upon. I was in the ACF too. The poof ATC had to change their night because we kept attacking them and calling them homos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I was in the ACF too. The poof ATC had to change their night because we kept attacking them and calling them homos Fuck that, we had real men in charge of us. One officer only had one leg and was a gent. The retired bloke at the farm was a cunt, though. We were scared of the bastard. Can't remember his name..... Pope, it was, and he was a cunt. I left because they wanted me to get my hair cut, and I couldn't have that. The cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I remember our cubmaster, used to jack off in his tent every night with his torch on, reading Tit Bits as visual stimulation, unaware of the stark silhouette reflection we all viwed, the cunt. We set light to it one night, unfortunately he escaped, but all his kit was furnaced - happy child hood memories1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Luckily, I was in the Boys Brigade. No one touched my tadger. Never learned how to start a fire with sticks though, so you win some you lose some. There is nothing I'd rather don't want to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 There is nothing I'd rather don't want to be. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Eh? Different threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Different threads. Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I remember our cubmaster, used to jack off in his tent every night with his torch on, reading Tit Bits as visual stimulation, unaware of the stark silhouette relection we all viwed, the cunt. We set light to it one night, unfortunately he escaped, but all his kit was furnaced - happy child hood memories1 You should have recorded it, were it possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I was in Boys Brigade too. MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE! I rather go to the pictures or read a good book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I did, and I still have the burned-copies to prove it, though alas I lost me copy of Tit Bits :-( The little bastards. I hate Cubs. Perverted Voyeurs, the fucking lot of 'em. Fuck off you boring cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I was in the Brownies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I was in the Brownies. Go on a diet. The sweets will pack on the weight rather quickly, and you're already a fat cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I was in the Brownies. You dropped your brownies and I saw your pink thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 You dropped your brownies and I saw your pink thong. Sheepie doesn't have apink thong. I believe you were unfortunate enough to see the chafing and skin rash that many fat cunts experience from their obesity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Sorry Dyke. Request denied. Oily pile of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 The Brown Owl never touched me while I was in the Brownies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 I was in the choir at St Andrews. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Only if you were molested Mr Harvey was a gentleman. He only spanked the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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