Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Ffs, these cunts make me want to send them a fucking pipe bomb in the post. They come across as if it's OUR fault the third world shit holes don't know about contraception or even just pulling the fuck out! The last two days have been bloody awful, every set of ads, they cunts have 2-3 spots, practically demanding we solve the worlds hunger problem. Here's a fucking idea, every couple that has more than one child, the father gets snipped, the mother gets her tubes tied, and ONE of the kids gets fixed, as soon as they can survive a local anesthesia. Take these shit cunt bastards off the airwaves, ffs. Alyssa Milano can fuck off and die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Your usual knee jerk reaction to something 'you don't want to hear''. SOCIETY dictates expectations. Start lowering your expectation and you won't be so disappointed. It's heartbreaking, but do what I do and turn over to DAVE gorman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Interesting. Apparantly there's a weather bomb on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Your usual knee jerk reaction to something 'you don't want to hear''. SOCIETY dictates expectations. Start lowering your expectation and you won't be so disappointed. It's heartbreaking, but do what I do and turn over to DAVE gorman. Lower expectations? Coming from you, I'm not at all surprised. It explains the queue of prison fugitives and rail transients on your front path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Lower expectations? Coming from you, I'm not at all surprised. It explains the queue of prison fugitives and rail transients on your front path. Harsh. Thought it was Chrimbo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Harsh. Thought it was Chrimbo? Chrimbo did pass just over an hour ago, but in the name of jollity fun, I will stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Today, as I was eating Celebrations, Sweet Chili Sensations, drinking mulled wine and generally chilling with the POOHKNEE massive, there comes an ad to save folk poorer than me. I went into my den, pulled my switch card from my purse, proceeded to call the number for aforementioned children's charity and shouted 'WANKER' down the phone when it was picked up. I'm giggling beyond belief and feel duty bound to make a deposit this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Interesting. Apparantly there's a weather bomb on the way. Lets hope it hits when you are at sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I call it 'doing a McGregor' as he seemed to be on our screens fucking preaching every ten minutes. Nothing like having a multi-millionaire telling you what to do with your money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I call it 'doing a McGregor' as he seemed to be on our screens fucking preaching every ten minutes. Nothing like having a multi-millionaire telling you what to do with your money. That's why bono is one of the biggest cunts of our time. We all do our bit for good causes and have a mortgage to pay, our own kids to feed etc. unlike this oxygen bandit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Apparently McGregor gets paid for his UNICEF 'work'. That should surprise me but it fucking doesn't, the hypocritical bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Why not get one of the dying starving kids to present the advert, with a bit of divine intervention the advert may end prematurely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 What Africa needs is a good tsunami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 And that cynical oirish cunt Bono is a tax dodger too....how fucking dare he preach to me the fucking hypocritical cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I look at it just from pure money spent. If one 30 second advert costs say £2m does it cost extra for how many times it gets aired and when? probably, so take all those millions, buy them some fucking food, drop it on their huts made of flammable dry grass and elephant shit, and cut the fucking adverts. Tens of millions of £ going into telly adverts, when it could go into a food air drop, or carpet bombing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Those cunts at the NSPCC are no fucking better, filling the airwaves with doe eyed kids and begging for my hard earned. Apparently they received 87,000 calls last Christmas. What they conveniently neglect to mention is that 86,800 of these were from spoilt little cunts that didn't get the correct brand of £400 games console for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 KC and The Sunshine Band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 KC and The Sunshine Band Shake, shake shaking my booty at the faces of these advert producing shit cunts. Those ads just drain any and all good cheer from a nice day out of the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fuck the adverts. Its not my problem. My money gets invested in my own kid. Fuck anyone else's. You might want to rewrite that last sentence Cupid. In the light of Yewtree and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 dunno what that means. However i am lucky enough to live in a country to decide what i do with my money. I dont earn anywhere near what these cunt "celebrities" earn. If the problems are that bad then these cunts should donate all their fucking vast amounts of excess money to solve the problem and then fuck off bothering me about tigers this, ivory that, aids this, war that. Fuck it. My kid needs something she gets it. Not gunna be conned by some shit advert to throw my fucking money at some greedy fat cunt ceo of a charity so he can employ the next celebrity to front it. 'My kid needs sumfink she gets it' One can only imagine the squalor your poor child must live in. By chance, do you have bucked teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fuck these "flies-in-the -eyes" commercials. There is no business like the Aid Business, isn't that right Bono? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I've stopped giving a fuck about these cunts. Live in the wrong place and aid will just get you to the next crisis, where you'll expect more aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Fuck these "flies-in-the -eyes" commercials. There is no business like the Aid Business, isn't that right Bono? War is still the most profitable business. If they want to solve these starving impoverished, flies in the eyes, no clean water living cunts problems, they'll flatten the whole fucking place then make billions rebuilding the place. After that, I think porn is next most profitable, but that is subject to some debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 War is still the most profitable business. If they want to solve these starving impoverished, flies in the eyes, no clean water living cunts problems, they'll flatten the whole fucking place then make billions rebuilding the place. After that, I think porn is next most profitable, but that is subject to some debate. More flies, but in the flaps this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Fuck the adverts. Its not my problem. My money gets invested in my own kid. Fuck anyone else's. Invest wisely - those leukaemia drugs don't come cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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