Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 45 minutes ago, Frank said: One can only imagine your poor whelk-like wife.. a spineless, tit-less bit of shit in a shell, wishing she was dead and fucking buried. Idiot. Why the fuck do you bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 45 minutes ago, scotty said: Yes, I thought it had a bit of poetry about it quince. With a little work, that could earn the laureate gig. In fairness, he's not 100% worthless cunt. In every steaming dump there is a whole, undigested tasty peanut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: In fairness, he's not 100% worthless cunt. In every steaming dump there is a whole, undigested tasty peanut. Stuck down your japsi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Stuck down your japsi If you know of a better way to unblock a shite-impacted hoop id like to hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 I've always used one of those Melon-ballers you see on Saturday kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 hour ago, angekokk said: The fudge packer who once said in interview,"but all us old queers say that."Does Dwight the shite really merit such attention..? Fuck off and die you remedial, Aids harbouring, glory hole goading pigs cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 26 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Fuck off and die you remedial, Aids harbouring, glory hole goading pigs cock! AIDS has a right to life too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: AIDS has a right to life too. Not if its affected this cunt it hasn't! We're talking global pandemic strength Aids here Quince. Our only hope of salvation is to is arrange for this cunt to be fired at high velocity from the I.S.S directly into the sun, followed by a 50 mega ton nuke for good measure. If the fucking heat doesn't do it then the radiation could at least twist it's DNA into something slightly more appealing than its current form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: One can only imagine your poor whelk-like wife.. a spineless, tit-less bit of shit in a shell, wishing she was dead and fucking buried. Idiot. That's a bit close to home, frank. I'd have thought you'd avoid those sort of comments after poor Ming drifted into the afterlife, rest her soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 13 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Not if its affected this cunt it hasn't! We're talking global pandemic strength Aids here Quince. Our only hope of salvation is to is arrange for this cunt to be fired at high velocity from the I.S.S directly into the sun, followed by a 50 mega ton nuke for good measure. If the fucking heat doesn't do it then the radiation could at least twist it's DNA into something slightly more appealing than its current form. Do you mean the virus or this angekokk cunt? Not all viruses have dna. Plus viruses, however Cuntish to their host, regardless if caught by shit dipping or sneeze inhaling, are a nasty necessity of evolution and possibly a precursor to cellular life. As I say this I'm fucking boring myself, plus I don't know what I'm talking about anyway .... Fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do you mean the virus or this angekokk cunt? Not all viruses have dna. Plus viruses, however Cuntish to their host, regardless if caught by shit dipping or sneeze inhaling, are a nasty necessity of evolution and possibly a precursor to cellular life. As I say this I'm fucking boring myself, plus I don't know what I'm talking about anyway .... Fuck it I was referring to Angekokk, the host. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 37 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I was referring to Angekokk, the host. Ah right. In that case, as you say, a trip to the heliosphere was fair enough. Too fair even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: I bow to your experience in such matters. Fucking Rick Stein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do you mean the virus or this angekokk cunt? Not all viruses have dna. Plus viruses, however Cuntish to their host, regardless if caught by shit dipping or sneeze inhaling, are a nasty necessity of evolution and possibly a precursor to cellular life. As I say this I'm fucking boring myself, plus I don't know what I'm talking about anyway .... Fuck it I suspect that Angrykokk's genetic line can be traced back to a dirty snowball from the Oort Cloud, mutated by a few billion years exposure to extreme gamma radiation. Fred Hoyle was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I suspect that Angrykokk's genetic line can be traced back to a dirty snowball from the Oort Cloud, mutated by a few billion years exposure to extreme gamma radiation. Fred Hoyle was a cunt. I wish she was still in the Oort Cloud, with all the other dirty snowballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 On 10/04/2016 at 5:36 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: It would appear that it was just the poof partner who indulged in group sodomy.....in a paddling pool filled with olive oil. I wonder if they had a nice salad after? Was it extra virgin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Was it extra virgin? Highly unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Merv said: Sorry seems to be the hardest word Merv Sorry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 CAN MEMBERS STOP POSTING ON THIS NOM. We are all trying to promote Frank's musical career in the hope he finds fame and fucks off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: CAN MEMBERS STOP POSTING ON THIS NOM. We are all trying to promote Frank's musical career in the hope he finds fame and fucks off Never mind the fucking fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Merv said: Katie Price has had her fanny sitched up. That's good news considering the giant cabbage-head she shat out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Merv said: What's not to like? you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Merv said: Musical? Motor bikin' Motor bikin' Motor bikin' Motor cyclin' Moving on the queen's highway lookin' like a streak of lightnin' Baby, won't you come with me? I'll take you where you want to be Anywhere away from you I expect. Hopefully you crash that chicken chaser into an arctic so your head comes off and bounces down the road like a basketball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: Anywhere away from you I expect. Hopefully you crash that chicken chaser into an arctic so your head comes off and bounces down the road like a basketball Firm but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 So who was Merv in a past life then? Haven't heard from Prof in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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