Guest MikeD Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Either get a proper bike or buy a car you lazy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 Yeah, a pedal bike you don't have to pedal seems a bit over invented or as you say, made for idle cunts, like electric toothbrushes and cars with park assist and hill descent features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 And have you ever felt the weight of one? A fucking car would be lighter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 They can fuck off with their weedy little eco bikes, make mine a Rocket Three any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 It's just so lazy cunts can say they've got a bike and hope that nobody ever sees it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 Guy Martin's got an electric bike. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 And have you ever felt the weight of one? A fucking car would be lighter!No, ask punkape. The stuff our bikes are made of was invented by NASA or aliens, and if Bradley Wiggins wouldn't ride it, it doesn't gain entry to Castle Gobbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Either get a proper bike or buy a car you lazy bastards.I have a '60's vélo Solex. What do you think about that MikefuckingD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 I love my Brompton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 I love my Brompton. I love my Hampton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 I have a '60's vélo Solex. What do you think about that MikefuckingD?Fantastic machines them... especially the one on Mr Beans Holiday.... (although that may not be the exact same model...)I love my Brompton. Well, I've never heard it called that before, do you mind if I "drive my car to Brompton"..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 And have you ever felt the weight of one? A fucking car would be lighter!Yes, you not only have the weight of the engine but, i should imagine, the frame must be very heavy to absorb the vibration. So what you gain on the incline you lose on the flat......a complete and utter waste of fucking time. Perhaps it might be of some use to an old lady, living out in Carrotcruncher land, who has 3 or 4 miles to get to her local shop. On the other hand some White Van Cunt, with a Polish driving licence and no insurance will soon have her flying over the nearest hedgerow. Lady P. beware! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have a '60's vélo Solex. What do you think about that MikefuckingD?I think you're still a pretentious, one-trick pony, up-yourself cunt. No change really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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