Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I find it well nigh impossible to tell the Cheeky Girls apart, so to be on the safe side I intend to shag neither of the vacuous chlamydia-ridden cunts. Aren't they foreign? Racist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Aren't they foreign? Racist!! My standards are notoriously lax when it comes to the fairer sex, but one inviolable rule is never to fuck anything that Lembit Opik's been up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My standards are notoriously lax when it comes to the fairer sex, but one inviolable rule is never to fuck anything that Lembit Opik's been up. That squint-faced cunt could lick her fanny while standing behind her looking at her arse-cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I find it well nigh impossible to tell the Cheeky Girls apart, so to be on the safe side I intend to shag neither of the vacuous chlamydia-ridden cunts. They've always struck me as a pair of dead eyed Russian hookers. I would aye. Don't fucking lie. You'ld crawl through miles of broken glass and dog shite just to stick birthday candles in their shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 just love "an error in the production process" - yes luvvie ... it's called a fuck up here in the real world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: just love "an error in the production process" - yes luvvie ... it's called a fuck up here in the real world A funny fuck-up though, if anyone I wished that would happen to it's Sir Lenny! Fucking priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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