Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 This week Lego introduced Turg, a new character in their Mixel range. Their website described it as "an experiment that's gone very, very wrong! Part frog, part chicken, part back-of-the-bus window-licker". Needless to say, the Twittersphere erupted in faux-outrage at the offence this might cause to window lickers and Lego changed the text, apologising profusely to those of a feeble minded disposition.I'd like to say "You couldn't make it up", but sadly you couldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 They could have just renamed it "ProfB" instead. That's the trouble with cunts today, no capacity for lateral thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Perhaps we should just refer to ProfB as Turg henceforth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Perhaps we should just refer to ProfB as Turg henceforth?Part sheep, part amoeba, all cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 What is a "back of the bus window licker"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 What is a "back of the bus window licker"?The top definition of Window Licker from Urban Dictionary reads: "A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window whilst staring at you." You can look up the synonyms for yourself.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=window+lickerI think definition # 3 gives a better sense of the phrase:noun: A windowlicker is a derogatory, informal description of someone with severe learning disabilities and/or a physical incapacity which renders them helpless when faced with the prospect of seeing a stranger through a window without smearing their mucus covered tongues all over the glass, possibly as some kind of retard greeting.Small child: Tee hee, look at those windowlickers!!!!Mother: You shouldn't be unkind, they are people tooSmall child: Eugh! Look at that one windowlicker with the snotty nose!Mother: Tee hee! They are funny aren't they! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 How the fuck can you get offended at "window licker" unless it is being directed at you..??A window licker is almost anything, not just mental handicapped, it actually started off as an insult to anyone on the outside of where you were, specifically restaurants or shops, you were on the inside with the nice food or shiny shiny bling bling, and they were on the outside drooling and licking the window since that was as close as they were likely to get... only later did MH come into it...I presume "back of the bus" is an even lower level... FUCKING LIBERAL LEFTY WANK STAINS!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 The top definition of Window Licker from Urban Dictionary reads: "A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window whilst staring at you." You can look up the synonyms for yourself.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=window+lickerI think definition # 3 gives a better sense of the phrase:noun: A windowlicker is a derogatory, informal description of someone with severe learning disabilities and/or a physical incapacity which renders them helpless when faced with the prospect of seeing a stranger through a window without smearing their mucus covered tongues all over the glass, possibly as some kind of retard greeting.Small child: Tee hee, look at those windowlickers!!!!Mother: You shouldn't be unkind, they are people tooSmall child: Eugh! Look at that one windowlicker with the snotty nose!Mother: Tee hee! They are funny aren't they! Ah! And there was I thinking they were St.Helens fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 'Experiment gone wrong'???If it could breathe through it's ears, and really has a tongue that long, there's women I know who'd KILL to have an 'experiment gone wrong' like that as a fuck-buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Cheered me right up that did. Go Lego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 'Experiment gone wrong'???If it could breathe through it's ears, and really has a tongue that long, there's women I know who'd KILL to have an 'experiment gone wrong' like that as a fuck-buddy.You promised you wouldn't mention that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 You promised you wouldn't mention that. Sorry - it just slipped out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Sorry - it just slipped outfnarr fnarr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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