Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Based upon that theory, perhaps there should be a "You Think This Shit" button. It would ease the cretins who have nothing better to say, than that. 10 shits per day, top-whack. If you feel you require 10 shits per day, might I suggest 'Imodium' or 'Loperamide'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: If you feel you require 10 shits per day, might I suggest 'Imodium' or 'Loperamide'. I hear 'Domestos' and ' Cyanide' also work a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: I hear 'Domestos' and ' Cyanide' also work a treat I was trying to be helpful and nice, 'eavensabove took an immediate dislike to stickleback and that makes him alright in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was trying to be helpful and nice, 'eavensabove took an immediate dislike to stickleback and that makes him alright in my book. I'm being nice! I haven't told him to fuck off once! Around here that's about as polite as a free hand job. Fuck off Eric, by the way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm being nice! I haven't told him to fuck off once! Around here that's about as polite as a free hand job. Fuck off Eric, by the way Coal smudged Geordie ruffian! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 16 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Point taken. I still think he needs all the protection he can get. Especially when he drains the swamp. Under Clinton the yanks would more likely be paying with their lives not taxes. She's a warmongering cunt. Any way, time will tell. If he weren't such a sniveling, obsequious fucking shitstain, he wouldn't need so much protection. His wedding to Marla Maples, he completely buggered the caterer, telling them he didn't have to pay, he was Donald Trump, and just being chosen for the job is payment enough, that they'll get so much mileage from the experience. No business contract he has ever entered into has actually been honored. When the cards start looking like he'll lose his arse, he files bankruptcy. I wouldn't care so much if we weren't in such a highly symbiont relationship with the yanks. What happens to them, happens to us, and that insipid fucking fool is going to gape all of our arses. At least with Clinton, they would have foreign policy experience, the knowledge of a former president who did leave them better off, to fall back on, and who still had some measure of respect in the international community. Donald should do one honourable thing in his life, and that is make himself open to be SHOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off. You Plonker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was trying to be helpful and nice, 'eavensabove took an immediate dislike to stickleback and that makes him alright in my book. Cheers. It pays to have at least one Cunt on my side. Rather like a police horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If he weren't such a sniveling, obsequious fucking shitstain, he wouldn't need so much protection. His wedding to Marla Maples, he completely buggered the caterer, telling them he didn't have to pay, he was Donald Trump, and just being chosen for the job is payment enough, that they'll get so much mileage from the experience. No business contract he has ever entered into has actually been honored. When the cards start looking like he'll lose his arse, he files bankruptcy. I wouldn't care so much if we weren't in such a highly symbiont relationship with the yanks. What happens to them, happens to us, and that insipid fucking fool is going to gape all of our arses. At least with Clinton, they would have foreign policy experience, the knowledge of a former president who did leave them better off, to fall back on, and who still had some measure of respect in the international community. Donald should do one honourable thing in his life, and that is make himself open to be SHOT! The rich and privileged are rarely made to pay for anything. The company I worked for 2 years ago was a packaging manufacturer specialising in bespoke luxury presentation boxes. Our customers included Harrods an Fortnum & Mason. We were often required to produce one off handmade choc boxes for the royal family, complete with gold leaf blocked royal crests, silk rouched linings etc', all of which we had to supply free of charge or be threatened with losing the orders for the bread and butter stuff, eau de Nile liveried hamper and food boxes etc. it seems the more wealth you have, the less of it you are required to part with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The rich and privileged are rarely made to pay for anything. The company I worked for 2 years ago was a packaging manufacturer specialising in bespoke luxury presentation boxes. Our customers included Harrods an Fortnum & Mason. We were often required to produce one off handmade choc boxes for the royal family, complete with gold leaf blocked royal crests, silk rouched linings etc', all of which we had to supply free of charge or be threatened with losing the orders for the bread and butter stuff, eau de Nile liveried hamper and food boxes etc. it seems the more wealth you have, the less of it you are required to part with. Could you make Blubber C a coffin? Recycled cardboard should suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The rich and privileged are rarely made to pay for anything. The company I worked for 2 years ago was a packaging manufacturer specialising in bespoke luxury presentation boxes. Our customers included Harrods an Fortnum & Mason. We were often required to produce one off handmade choc boxes for the royal family, complete with gold leaf blocked royal crests, silk rouched linings etc', all of which we had to supply free of charge or be threatened with losing the orders for the bread and butter stuff, eau de Nile liveried hamper and food boxes etc. it seems the more wealth you have, the less of it you are required to part with. Reports are saying Donald's campaign office so skint, he has dispatched his managing minion out to raise money to pay her own wage!! He is a fucking con artist, nothing more, and those thick as pig shit yanks took it hook line and sinker! Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Reports are saying Donald's campaign office so skint, he has dispatched his managing minion out to raise money to pay her own wage!! He is a fucking con artist, nothing more, and those thick as pig shit yanks took it hook line and sinker! Cunts. ... One Yank and they're off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: ... One Yank and they're off. I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I see what you did there. 10/10 for observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you feel you require 10 shits per day, might I suggest 'Imodium' or 'Loperamide'. I personally find it to be a massive timesaver, to withhold 9 of the shits and then let go with all 10. It cuts out the crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reports are saying Donald's campaign office so skint, he has dispatched his managing minion out to raise money to pay her own wage!! He is a fucking con artist, nothing more, and those thick as pig shit yanks took it hook line and sinker! Cunts. There was a good reason that we crammed the Mayflower with the gullible indoctrinated retards and sent them on their way. I think I've said it before but it would have better for everyone if we'd rigged the ship to sink halfway across. The Native American Indians would have continued their noble existence unmolested by the cunts and we would not have to put up with the flag waving cretins they spawned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If he weren't such a sniveling, obsequious fucking shitstain, he wouldn't need so much protection. His wedding to Marla Maples, he completely buggered the caterer, telling them he didn't have to pay, he was Donald Trump, and just being chosen for the job is payment enough, that they'll get so much mileage from the experience. No business contract he has ever entered into has actually been honored. When the cards start looking like he'll lose his arse, he files bankruptcy. I wouldn't care so much if we weren't in such a highly symbiont relationship with the yanks. What happens to them, happens to us, and that insipid fucking fool is going to gape all of our arses. At least with Clinton, they would have foreign policy experience, the knowledge of a former president who did leave them better off, to fall back on, and who still had some measure of respect in the international community. Donald should do one honourable thing in his life, and that is make himself open to be SHOT! I agree on a personal level he's a cunt. But he hasn't done anything that doesn't happen elsewhere. Plenty of blokes are minge grabbers or would be if they thought they could get away with it. Our banks royally fucked over every man woman and child in this country yet they're still trading. I lost 30 grand in shares to a bunch of cunts and they got away with it. The yanks know all about Trumps failings but he was still voted in because they think he will be good for the country. And I hope he succeeds. It will be interesting to see what happens next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Tony Blair reveals his £10m war chest to block Brexit and fight against Donald Trump and ‘populism’ after winding up his lucrative companies. The egomaniac, bad breath shit cunt has called his plan 'The Tony Blair Institute' which he described as a “platform designed to build a new policy agenda for the centre ground”. You fucking grinning fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Tony Blair reveals his £10m war chest to block Brexit and fight against Donald Trump and ‘populism’ after winding up his lucrative companies. The egomaniac, bad breath shit cunt has called his plan 'The Tony Blair Institute' which he described as a “platform designed to build a new policy agenda for the centre ground”. You fucking grinning fucking cunt. He's a very humble man. I met him once and he said so. He says he's the most humble man on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reports are saying Donald's campaign office so skint, he has dispatched his managing minion out to raise money to pay her own wage!! He is a fucking con artist, nothing more, and those thick as pig shit yanks took it hook line and sinker! Cunts. Donald Trumps, much the same as every other duck does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Donald Trumps, much the same as every other duck does. He is going to be, without a doubt, the greatest politician on earth. I only wish Nigel was in government here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 20 hours ago, Eddie said: Tony Blair reveals his £10m war chest to block Brexit and fight against Donald Trump and ‘populism’ after winding up his lucrative companies. The egomaniac, bad breath shit cunt has called his plan 'The Tony Blair Institute' which he described as a “platform designed to build a new policy agenda for the centre ground”. You fucking grinning fucking cunt. How did his companies get so valuable? Anything to do with it's Dearly Beloved Leader abusing his position as the UKs Prime Minister to become A Famous Warmongering Afterdinner Speaker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 It will be interesting to see how Trump deals with todays killings at Florida's Fort Lauderdale Airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I love him and want to have his babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It will be interesting to see how Trump deals with todays killings at Florida's Fort Lauderdale Airport. Typical yank reaction... Quote The governor said that now was time to mourn the dead and pray for hospitalized victims, not talk about gun laws. No, lets not talk about how this bloke who was apparently military (maybe ex), had a legal weapon, declared he had one and took it through security, then shot the fuck out of innocent people, no, lets not talk about how to stop this happening again. You fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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