Guest deebom Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 What the fuck is 'gluten free'? Seems to me like a load of cunts selling foodstuffs that are identical to every other type of foodstuffs, but they've removed a part that no cunt can even see, put it in a fancy packet and charge three times the price. How the fuck do you know it's gluten free?What the fuck is gluten anyway and why has every cunt suddenly become allergic to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 What the fuck is 'gluten free'? Seems to me like a load of cunts selling foodstuffs that are identical to every other type of foodstuffs, but they've removed a part that no cunt can even see, put it in a fancy packet and charge three times the price. How the fuck do you know it's gluten free?What the fuck is gluten anyway and why has every cunt suddenly become allergic to it?Without going into too much detail, it is a cunt of protein, which plumps up grain, but can cause an allergy and damage your gut lining, making it leaky. Sounds like a lot of bollocks, but the condition is called Celiac disease and is a very unpleasant condition. Frequent shit trips, malabsorption and malnutrition resulting are the effects of this allergy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Gluten Free = Taste Freealso...Gluten Free = You Gullible Cunt You Paid 50% More To Get Something That Tastes Like Cardboard Shreddings And Boast About Your "Allergy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Knew someone who was a celiac, could not drink beer, eat sausages, pies or bacon sarnies.....pretty much takes away most of life's pleasures worth living for....drank red wine in pubs which is always suspect in the kind of pubs we used to frequent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Knew someone who was a celiac, could not drink beer, eat sausages, pies or bacon sarnies.....fook... that's a bastard of a life..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Same fucking con game as removing special fats from crisps, or how egg yolks are bad for you, just to find out later there essential proteins that accelerate metabolism so they burn more calories than they possess. It's all load of fucking wank and a total cunt scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 fook... that's a bastard of a life..!!On the plus side, you can still have as much sex as you like. Probably best to avoid anal, though, that could get sticky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 On the plus side, you can still have as much sex as you like. Probably best to avoid anal, though, that could get sticky!Never heard of it getting sticky. Sore yes, raw maybe, (usually uttered by the missus), but not sticky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I only have one question. Where the fuck is all this gluten going that is being removed from foodstuffs for normal people. For example, can we dump a mountain of it to form a barrier along the welsh border? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I only have one question. Where the fuck is all this gluten going that is being removed from foodstuffs for normal people. For example, can we dump a mountain of it to form a barrier along the welsh border?Is that to save us from going there, or prevent them coming here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Is that to save us from going there, or prevent them coming here?They're a persistent bunch of fuckers but every bit helps. I would have thought our declining sheep farms would be a sufficient deterrent.Gladys Pugh is a slag and Ivor the Engine is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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