Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 What do Japanese people call their Japs eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Helen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Why is there no other word for “thesaurus”? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Urethra or meatus. At a wild guess. I very much doubt it would be "wound eye". Would it be inappropriate for me to comment that japs eyes all look the same to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Urethra or meatus. At a wild guess. I very much doubt it would be "wound eye". Would it be inappropriate for me to comment that japs eyes all look the same to me?How many have you studied at close quarters , drew? What is the collective noun for a group of cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 How many have you studied at close quarters , drew?What is the collective noun for a group of cunts?a "Corner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 How many have you studied at close quarters , drew?What is the collective noun for a group of cunts?One, which happens to be my own (i'm quite flexible). Perhaps Nobgobbler can contribute?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 How many have you studied at close quarters , drew?What is the collective noun for a group of cunts?A collective of Cunts is a FLANGE ,,,,,,,For example queues at Dismalworld, One would exclaim "oh look a flange of total cunts wasting their money". Also linked to Wankers which would be described as a "HAND" of wankers.While I am on a roll....A collection of Shits is often referred to as a Sphincter.Glad to be of service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 A collective of Cunts is a FLANGE ,,,,,,,For example queues at Dismalworld, One would exclaim "oh look a flange of total cunts wasting their money". Also linked to Wankers which would be described as a "HAND" of wankers.While I am on a roll....A collection of Shits is often referred to as a Sphincter.Glad to be of service. I thought it would be a Bunch of Wankers... Bunch o' Fives..?Maybe a Puddle of Cunts...?A collection of shits is obvious... A Home County of Shits... .................sit back and wait........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 I thought it would be a Bunch of Wankers... Bunch o' Fives..?Maybe a Puddle of Cunts...?A collection of shits is obvious... A Home County of Shits... .................sit back and wait........obviously there are regional differences Ding but the midlands nomenclature prevails purely due to the fact that per capita we have the greatest numbers of the groups described above, though London is a very close second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 What must it feel like to be a biscuit surrounded by sailors jerking off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 What is the collective noun for a group of cunts?Chelsea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Manila sends his apologies for not being here to spout tedious racist bollocks in relation to the nomination.He is currently engaged in a lengthy legal battle with the Mars chocolate company, and so cannot be with us today. He purchased a Mars Bar the other day which said "Competition: Win a chance to play at Wembley with your hero."Manila duly won the prize, but when he told them his hero was Hitler, they were unable to come good on their promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) Manila sends his apologies for not being here to spout tedious racist bollocks in relation to the nomination.He is currently engaged in a lengthy legal battle with the Mars chocolate company, and so cannot be with us today. He purchased a Mars Bar the other day which said "Competition: Win a chance to play at Wembley with your hero."Manila duly won the prize, but when he told them his hero was Hitler, they were unable to come good on their promise.Nice Try to Flush him out Stickers but you wont get him today....He usually spends Sunday morning applying Salve to his "Negroids" , they are always badly lacerated and bleeding after a fun Saturday night out at the Bierkellar with the other Hitler youth:(gay chapter) Edited August 23, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 What must it feel like to be a biscuit surrounded by sailors jerking off?Ask Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 I wonder.......what would happen if you poured self-raising flour on an orphan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015  Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 One, which happens to be my own (i'm quite flexible). Perhaps Nobgobbler can contribute??mike hunt. Nice Try to Flush him out Stickers but you wont get him today....He usually spends Sunday morning applying Salve to his "Negroids" , they are always badly lacerated and bleeding after a fun Saturday night out at the Bierkellar with the other Hitler youth:(gay chapter) I can highly recommend cuntoids, the germolene based, insert daily, complete the course type product. Or if not available, he should sit over a bucket of powdered glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 That was an unfair comment there Lukers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 An entire football team would be a dribble of pricks, or (an oriental) divvel of plicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 An entire football team would be a dribble of pricks, or (an oriental) divvel of plicks....so tell us gobbler, what brought this idea of eleven men with their pricks dribbling into your mind? Just wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 .....if it would be possible for this corner of cunts to discuss a nom without resorting to a personal attack or criticism of any members, current or expired. I am guessing no, you fucking bunch of bell ends. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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