Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Do you reckon they could get a package deal and include Sting , Bob Geldof and Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) ?just Tim Cook?Why not all of Apple?..and all Apple product users....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 So it turns out the porky flamboyant uphill gardner was scammed by a couple of Bolshevik Timmy Mallets and didn't actually speak to Mad Vlad.Well, Elton. How does it feel looking the world's biggest cunt. Can you just see that Nobel peace prize fading into the distance. Maybe we should nominate you for a Nobend prize. Oh, and by the way, is it true that puffs can't do proper load echoey farts due to having their back doors kicked in. Never mind. Just console yourself by adopting some poor little orphan from a nice comfortable third world orphanage and fucking his life up totally. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 So it turns out the porky flamboyant uphill gardner was scammed by a couple of Bolshevik Timmy Mallets and didn't actually speak to Mad Vlad.Here it is in all it's glory (hole). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 What a total fucking dildo!To avoid further misunderstanding he should have his next gay rights conversation with a world leader face-to-face - preferably in North Korea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 If homophobia is, strictly speaking, fear of homo's then I am not homophobic. At least not under normal circumstances as I am not feared of them. Here in Mankland we have a long-standing tradition of 3 or 4 times a year we float a bender down the Rochdale Canal, face down, for considerably longer than they can hold their breath. Due to this attrition of our local Lavender mob, the local council is trying to make faggotry compulsory. And all because I stuck "Candle in the wind" on the pub jukebox back in 1995. Pissed of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 So it turns out the porky flamboyant uphill gardner was scammed by a couple of Bolshevik Timmy Mallets and didn't actually speak to Mad Vlad.Well, Elton. How does it feel looking the world's biggest cunt. Can you just see that Nobel peace prize fading into the distance. Maybe we should nominate you for a Nobend prize. Oh, and by the way, is it true that puffs can't do proper load echoey farts due to having their back doors kicked in. Never mind. Just console yourself by adopting some poor little orphan from a nice comfortable third world orphanage and fucking his life up totally. Cunt.I bet he's fucking furious and dishing out bitch slaps in abundance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 I bet the poor thing is feeling really low. Too low for zero probably.I guess that's why the call it the bluesOh well. I'll get me platforms 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) imagine the scene ... both he and forsyth are in the same room and someone yells " Oi ! ... wiggy ! " Edited September 17, 2015 by colonelkurtz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 I bet the poor thing is feeling really low. Too low for zero probably.I guess that's why the call it the bluesOh well. I'll get me platformswear your sling backs tiny dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 So it looks like Putin is to meet John after all.I'm sure it will be all talk of bumlove and reacharounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 So it looks like Putin is to meet John after all.I'm sure it will be all talk of bumlove and reacharoundswouldn't it be poetic justice that when the Elton cunt starts talking to Cunt Putin, it falls within the remit of the Russian law that spouting poofterism propaganda and promoting a love of cock is forbidden and punishable by jail and torture....I would pay good money to see that arrogant fat pudding arrested, deprived of his breathing privileges and relieved of his fingernails, Or even a moderate fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 wouldn't it be poetic justice that when the Elton cunt starts talking to Cunt Putin, it falls within the remit of the Russian law that spouting poofterism propaganda and promoting a love of cock is forbidden and punishable by jail and torture....I would pay good money to see that arrogant fat pudding arrested, deprived of his breathing privileges and relieved of his fingernails, Or even a moderate fine. Somehow I can't imagine Putin reversing the law on poofery just because some 70's has been wants everyone to holiday in Brighton.With Ukraine,talk of sending troops to fight ISIS in Syria and generally pissing off the Americans (good man) I'm sure sausage sucking is right down on his list of things to do today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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